A SINGAPOREAN died of heart failure after his penis became stuck in a soft drink bottle, reported Sin Chew Daily and China Press.
The incident happened when the 77-year-old man used the bottle to masturbate.
China Press reported that the senior citizen got his private part into the bottle and only sought help after his penis could not be dislodged from the bottle despite trying various ways such as applying soap water.
Doctors tried to alleviate the man’s suffering by cutting the bottle below the neck but to no avail because by that time, the skin around the penis had started to become inflamed, causing him to be unable to urinate.
His misadventure later led to other medical complications causing his death.
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/3/26/nation/3556615&sec=nation
stupid! guys like him are just the same as the Hong Kong idiot.
what a way to die...
but did he cum in the end....
else his death will b in vain....
hahahaha . small dick .
77years old le.. u expected how big? haha
thats why, stupid or not?
Originally posted by brainerror:thats why, stupid or not?
stuuuupid
:)))))))))))))
Originally posted by brainerror::)))))))))))))
erm... so how do girls get orgams?
desperate situations calls for desperate measures..
LOL this is wat i called "Die cock stand"
i hope this uncle is madpoh badly .
sgforums would miss him bad :(
Originally posted by Screwed !:i hope this uncle is madpoh badly .
sgforums would miss him bad :(
+1
This one i so funny sia
wah soft drink bottle can fit meh.i tink i need a hula-hoop
Originally posted by ksp:wah soft drink bottle can fit meh.i tink i need a hula-hoop
lol
rip poor penis
that's what he get if he thinks of fucking my genie chuo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMKxjRV7ZIY
reminds me of this song
I think the doctors are silly.
The penis is stuck in the bottle because there is a vacuumn in the bottle, drawing the penis into and jamming the neck of the bottle.
Drilling a hole into the glass of the bottle would eliminate the vacuumn, and then the penis can be eased out with lubrications.
Cutting the neck of the bottle? Carefully? How long did it take?