A Cool Car = More Sex ?
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I think that with a car, your chances of getting lucky are alot better?
2nd thoughts Anyone?
Can you imagine you hitting on a girl @ a bar, and when you two wanted to get together and you(a loser with no car) say :“hey babe, let’s go back to my place. Come we take MRT back together...”
You: “Oops, its 2am now, no more MRT, no more Bus. Let’s take taxi. HOW COME NO TAXI? On call, shit my phone no batt, your phone? U dun have a phone???”
*Ponders for a few seconds*
You: “Wanna blow me in the toilet?”*winks*
Bar-Babe: “Haha, bye. I gotta go”
“No! Babe, come back! Please... I need u”
“Errr...Sorry har...I need to go lau sai... bye
”
So...Agree that a car is useful especially in situations like this? -
why must it be car? so what if you have a car if your di di can't even react to her mouth??? HOW HOW HOW???
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You ok? U seem like have a very sad view abt life
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Originally posted by ViciousCycle:
I think that with a car, your chances of getting lucky are alot better?
2nd thoughts Anyone?
Can you imagine you hitting on a girl @ a bar, and when you two wanted to get together and you(a loser with no car) say :“hey babe, let’s go back to my place. Come we take MRT back together...”
You: “Oops, its 2am now, no more MRT, no more Bus. Let’s take taxi. HOW COME NO TAXI? On call, shit my phone no batt, your phone? U dun have a phone???”
*Ponders for a few seconds*
You: “Wanna blow me in the toilet?”*winks*
Bar-Babe: “Haha, bye. I gotta go”
“No! Babe, come back! Please... I need u”
“Errr...Sorry har...I need to go lau sai... bye”
So...Agree that a car is useful especially in situations like this?I need a bus to run you over.
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Originally posted by Nelstar:
I need a bus to run you over.
yeah..its a normal viciouscycle.. -
Originally posted by ViciousCycle:
I think that with a car, your chances of getting lucky are alot better?
2nd thoughts Anyone?
Can you imagine you hitting on a girl @ a bar, and when you two wanted to get together and you(a loser with no car) say :“hey babe, let’s go back to my place. Come we take MRT back together...”
You: “Oops, its 2am now, no more MRT, no more Bus. Let’s take taxi. HOW COME NO TAXI? On call, shit my phone no batt, your phone? U dun have a phone???”
*Ponders for a few seconds*
You: “Wanna blow me in the toilet?”*winks*
Bar-Babe: “Haha, bye. I gotta go”
“No! Babe, come back! Please... I need u”
“Errr...Sorry har...I need to go lau sai... bye”
So...Agree that a car is useful especially in situations like this?i think you shld send these lines (i won't call it a script yet) to jack neo. i think he is running out of ideas for his movies and you can perhaps inspire him....
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Originally posted by redDUST:
i think you shld send these lines (i won't call it a script yet) to jack neo. i think he is running out of ideas for his movies and you can perhaps inspire him....
Phark no enough?
i No condom?
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lol. a few seconds of mild, mindless entertainment...but no i disagree
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Originally posted by Nelstar:
Phark no enough?
i No condom?
how about "liang po po: the sexual sequal"?halfway do, lau sai....
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Originally posted by ViciousCycle:
I think that with a car, your chances of getting lucky are alot better?
2nd thoughts Anyone?
Can you imagine you hitting on a girl @ a bar, and when you two wanted to get together and you(a loser with no car) say :“hey babe, let’s go back to my place. Come we take MRT back together...”
You: “Oops, its 2am now, no more MRT, no more Bus. Let’s take taxi. HOW COME NO TAXI? On call, shit my phone no batt, your phone? U dun have a phone???”
*Ponders for a few seconds*
You: “Wanna blow me in the toilet?”*winks*
Bar-Babe: “Haha, bye. I gotta go”
“No! Babe, come back! Please... I need u”
“Errr...Sorry har...I need to go lau sai... bye”
So...Agree that a car is useful especially in situations like this?ViciousCycle, would you please shut the hell up! It sounds to me like your story is even more crooked than your eyeballs are. But since your ego is obviously more inflated than FireIce's chest, I say step into the office, it's go time junior.
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Even if you had a car, it would make no difference. It depends on whether you know how to pick up a chick. Whenever I head out clubbing with my mates, we don't drive to a club. We just leave our cars parked at home.
Let's rephrase this scenario a little bit.
Imagine ViciousCycle hitting on a girl @ a bar, and when ViciousCycle trys to get the chick home. ViciousCycle (a loser who can't even afford a push trolley):“hey babe, let’s go back to my place. Come we take MRT...”
ViciousCycle: “Oops, its 2am now, no more MRT, no more Bus. Let’s take taxi. HOW COME NO TAXI? On call, shit my phone no batt, your phone? Wanna ride my bicycle?”
*Ponders for a few seconds*
ViciousCycle: “Wanna blow me in the toilet?”*winks*
Bar-Babe: “Haha, you wish. You dick is small to suck on. How can suck one?”
“No! Babe, see my dick big for you! Please... I need u”
“Errr...Sorry ViciousCycle...I need to go serve my customers... bye” -
"sorry, i don't have a car... but im loaded with cash."
*flashes money to girl.
"so you mind taking a cab back with me?"
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having one just gives you an additional place to have se>< nia.. and well.. having it in the car does makes it more exicting then always doing it on the bed.. but more haste thou
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Bangbus
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Definitely. I drive a BMW.
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yeah with cars u can get girls
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Originally posted by alfagal:
yeah..its a normal viciouscycle..copy me ar LOL
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copy me ar LOL
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wei!!!! don't copy mi!
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wei!!!! don't copy mi!
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wa lua!!!
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copy me ar LOL
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I was just playing around, don't take it so seriously.
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u bo liao ar