ASGM ? =D
"L-O-L Hi!"
with a sledgehammer to the face?
"lets fuck"
just dance
gives u hell
143 179 or 164?
Originally posted by Komon:ASGM ? =D
outdated liao
now is APPM?
What is ASGM and APPM?
Originally posted by bambina:What is ASGM and APPM?
ASGM- Ai Sio Gan Mai
APPM- Ai Piak Piak Mai
Originally posted by gunner77:
ASGM- Ai Sio Gan MaiAPPM- Ai Piak Piak Mai
I dun understand the dialect. In Chinese pls??
Originally posted by bambina:I dun understand the dialect. In Chinese pls??
aiya tell u in english la
"wan fuck anot?"
"Hi, my name's Chuck and I'm looking for a fuck."
"My name's Fuck and surname's Me. You can call me Fuck Me."
Originally posted by gunner77:
aiya tell u in english la"wan fuck anot?"
"do you want a wank?"
Originally posted by bambina:
"do you want a wank?"
"u help me wank can?"
Originally posted by Rock^Star:"Hi, my name's Chuck and I'm looking for a fuck."
"My name's Fuck and surname's Me. You can call me Fuck Me."
Then the girl would answer you, "Oh yeah, u do have a fucking face, fucker."
Originally posted by gunner77:
"u help me wank can?"
"show me your weapon!"
Originally posted by bambina:
"show me your weapon!"
*shows bam bam my gun*
Originally posted by gunner77:
*shows bam bam my gun*
"ooohhh, it needs to be polished b4 u can fire it!"
*apply grease on the gun*
check out my matching pipes??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!
I think...
if girls goes clubbing in a group consisting of all girls, chances are, they are single and they dont mind guys chatting them up. Becos if they are attached, their bf should be with them in case other guys chat them up.
But it also depends whether the girl likes u. If she thinks u are handsome enough, your chances should be much higher even if u screwed up your lines.
Dont assume girls who go clubbing will just sit there quietly or dance among themselves... they will also try something to attract the guy if she likes him too.
So, next time when u go clubbing, dont bother to target any girls, yet. Sit down, look around, observe whether there's any girl that is looking at your direction. Then start from there.
Guys~~ This is just my idea of how girls will think and act... it doesnt mean I am an expert ah... I dont like to go clubbing... I got no experience of chatting up girls in club or have girls come up to me ah. Dont shoot me. Hahahahah.
Originally posted by bambina:"ooohhh, it needs to be polished b4 u can fire it!"
*apply grease on the gun*
polish for wat?
Originally posted by bus555:check out my matching pipes??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH!
"Oh sir, i think ur pipes have some missing nuts, need to go to the HomeFix to buy the spare parts for u. U have come to the wrong place."
Originally posted by gunner77:
polish for wat?
polish the gun, check all the parts and make sure it is not stuck or later u fire urself
Originally posted by bambina:polish the gun, check all the parts and make sure it is not stuck or later u fire urself
very smart
Originally posted by gunner77:
very smart
Guys like smart girls?