Damn that would suck if YOU did. So tell us. :)
a scene from American Pie the movie?
nope.
me friend got caught.
I always lock the door.
I was caught while masturbating.Till today , after 12 years it still clearly lingers on my mind. I was an active masturbator at age 13, normally I would closed ,locked my door to study, followed by masturbating and then a nap. One of those day, I forgot , my mother came into my room to place some clothes in my cupboard. I frozed a moment, realised it and quicky pull up my pants. My mum too, as quick as lightning hanged my clothes and left the room. I fall asleep and by evening, I woke up and thought I dreamt the whole incident and only knew it was real when my told me " don't play to much" when I met her in the kitchen when she was cooking.
LOL?
well... i heard this from a friend..He brought a ONS home and he was sitting on his com chair while the girl kneel down to gif him a BJ. His mom open the door and they both shock, turn their faces to see his mother. The girl still got his penis in her mouth some more. His mom close the door den shout.
"Old man~! your son grow up already~!" My friend and the girl damn paisei lor..
Originally posted by WickedZord:well... i heard this from a friend..He brought a ONS home and he was sitting on his com chair while the girl kneel down to gif him a BJ. His mom open the door and they both shock, turn their faces to see his mother. The girl still got his penis in her mouth some more. His mom close the door den shout.
"Old man~! your son grow up already~!" My friend and the girl damn paisei lor..
LOL.... rather she say "Old man~! Your son is bigger then yours!"
Nope. Nvr.
Originally posted by WickedZord:well... i heard this from a friend..He brought a ONS home and he was sitting on his com chair while the girl kneel down to gif him a BJ. His mom open the door and they both shock, turn their faces to see his mother. The girl still got his penis in her mouth some more. His mom close the door den shout.
"Old man~! your son grow up already~!" My friend and the girl damn paisei lor..
Got use condom or not leh?
lolx... stupid man.. wanna play also play it smart ma!
but the mum part was funny.. haha
o rly.
lesson learn make sure you lock the door before you do anything dirty
Originally posted by WickedZord:well... i heard this from a friend..He brought a ONS home and he was sitting on his com chair while the girl kneel down to gif him a BJ. His mom open the door and they both shock, turn their faces to see his mother. The girl still got his penis in her mouth some more. His mom close the door den shout.
"Old man~! your son grow up already~!" My friend and the girl damn paisei lor..
this is funny~
as least e mom din get angry..
my mom caught my bro..and she was damn upset...so scared he will turn pervert..
thats fcuking stupid to think that whoever masturbates will turn into pervets, its a frikin natural thing to everyone on earth!
Originally posted by sportsman411:thats fcuking stupid to think that whoever masturbates will turn into pervets, its a frikin natural thing to everyone on earth!
100% true indeed,
Originally posted by Suan2den:I was caught while masturbating.Till today , after 12 years it still clearly lingers on my mind. I was an active masturbator at age 13, normally I would closed ,locked my door to study, followed by masturbating and then a nap. One of those day, I forgot , my mother came into my room to place some clothes in my cupboard. I frozed a moment, realised it and quicky pull up my pants. My mum too, as quick as lightning hanged my clothes and left the room. I fall asleep and by evening, I woke up and thought I dreamt the whole incident and only knew it was real when my told me " don't play to much" when I met her in the kitchen when she was cooking.
wtf totally the same..
Originally posted by Suan2den:I was caught while masturbating.Till today , after 12 years it still clearly lingers on my mind. I was an active masturbator at age 13, normally I would closed ,locked my door to study, followed by masturbating and then a nap. One of those day, I forgot , my mother came into my room to place some clothes in my cupboard. I frozed a moment, realised it and quicky pull up my pants. My mum too, as quick as lightning hanged my clothes and left the room. I fall asleep and by evening, I woke up and thought I dreamt the whole incident and only knew it was real when my told me " don't play to much" when I met her in the kitchen when she was cooking.
dun play too much???? hahahahahahaha.. that was so kind of her...