is he still a virgin?

• praetor81

  5 Aug 08, 22:15

  My friend was surfing porn 1 night when he realised the uncanny similarity between a pornstar's privates and that slit between his bedframe and his mattress. Deciding to give it a try, he inserted his d1ck into the slit, and apparently it felt so good he placed a 3kg weight on the mattress to make the hole tighter, so to speak. However, just as he was about to come, the weight fell off and struck his crotch.

   

  Which brings me to the question: Is he still considered virgin? He didnt come yet??

• Hello Kitty

  5 Aug 08, 22:17

  his virginity gone case liao lah.

• BeRt^.^

  5 Aug 08, 22:17

  yes and no

• gunner77

  5 Aug 08, 22:20

  its not natural, so no

• praetor81

  5 Aug 08, 22:22

  Originally posted by BeRt^.^:

  yes and no

  
  please elaborate? personally I didn rilly think there was anyth wrong with doing that

• XxYaNxX

  5 Aug 08, 22:26

  Pls la ... how can you lose your virginity to a bed frame ....

• BeRt^.^

  5 Aug 08, 22:27

  Originally posted by XxYaNxX:

  Pls la ... how can you lose your virginity to a bed frame ....

  again here i say yes and no

• XxYaNxX

  5 Aug 08, 22:28

  Originally posted by BeRt^.^:

  again here i say yes and no

  haha

• praetor81

  5 Aug 08, 22:30

  Originally posted by XxYaNxX:

  Pls la ... how can you lose your virginity to a bed frame ....

  
  He's a rather.....strange fellow but I'll say this is one of the most innovative ideas I've seen so far.

• Hello Kitty

  5 Aug 08, 22:30

  the bed is wat material de?

• BeRt^.^

  5 Aug 08, 22:32

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  the bed is wat material de?

  Rod Iron?

• praetor81

  5 Aug 08, 22:32

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  the bed is wat material de?

  
  wood.....

• Hello Kitty

  5 Aug 08, 22:32

  if wood will kena splinter anot?

• XxYaNxX

  5 Aug 08, 22:33

  Originally posted by praetor81:

  
  He's a rather.....strange fellow but I'll say this is one of the most innovative ideas I've seen so far.

  Sure is lol ... i've never heard of his "technique"

  Wood ..... ouch

• QX179R

  5 Aug 08, 22:45

  you sure is your friend & not you..

• XxYaNxX

  5 Aug 08, 22:46

  Originally posted by QX179R:

  you sure is your friend & not you..

  Haha ....

• praetor81

  5 Aug 08, 22:47

  Originally posted by QX179R:

  you sure is your friend & not you..

  
  TRUST ME ID NEVER DO STH LIKE THAT NEVER EVER

• XxYaNxX

  5 Aug 08, 22:56

  There's a first time for everything 

• QX179R

  5 Aug 08, 23:02

  Originally posted by praetor81:

  
  TRUST ME ID NEVER DO STH LIKE THAT NEVER EVER

  in that case, put up your right hand & repeat after me..

  "its the truth & nothing but the truth" & don't forget, anything you say can or may be used as evidence in the court of law..

   

• praetor81

  5 Aug 08, 23:04

  Originally posted by QX179R:

  in that case, put up your right hand & repeat after me..

  "its the truth & nothing but the truth" & don't forget, anything you say can or may be used as evidence in the court of law..

   

  
  its the truth & nothing but the truth i swear it upon my friend

• thehappybunny

  5 Aug 08, 23:06

  knn, buey tahan, too funny liao

• monoslayer

  5 Aug 08, 23:10

  time to call in the CSI team.

• shandower

  6 Aug 08, 09:12

  Of course he is...he didn't even do it with a real girl.

• RedizAlertz

  6 Aug 08, 12:19

  Originally posted by praetor81:

  My friend was surfing porn 1 night when he realised the uncanny similarity between a pornstar's privates and that slit between his bedframe and his mattress. Deciding to give it a try, he inserted his d1ck into the slit, and apparently it felt so good he placed a 3kg weight on the mattress to make the hole tighter, so to speak. However, just as he was about to come, the weight fell off and struck his crotch.

   

  Which brings me to the question: Is he still considered virgin? He didnt come yet??

  A virgin enunch..

• ^tamago^

  6 Aug 08, 13:25

  You're missing the point. :lol: