Funniest Sex Theory I ever heard from a friend

• limpshaggy

  22 Dec 07, 14:31

  Feel free to share yours.
  
  This one i just recall. Me and a friend that time both 14 years old.
  
  We were joking about virginity
  
  Me: So u still virgin mah, when you want lose ah?
  
  Friend: I no longer virgin
  
  Me: Really?
  
  Friend: Yea, i masturbated liao
  
  Me: Masturbate dun mean lose virgin lah
  
  Friend: You are wrong lah, masturbate means u are no more virgin
  
  Me:
  
  
• Hello Kitty

  22 Dec 07, 14:32

  so u stil virgin mah?
• yong93

  22 Dec 07, 14:32

  Read before somewhere ... u must enter a hole then consider ...
  
  At least me n my fwen wont discuss this kind of thingy ...
• yong93

  22 Dec 07, 14:33

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  so u stil virgin mah?

  HK intrested ??
• Hello Kitty

  22 Dec 07, 14:37

  ni guan wo!
• yong93

  22 Dec 07, 14:38

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  ni guan wo!

  Wu liao mah ...
• gunner77

  23 Dec 07, 01:56

  
• cApitaland

  23 Dec 07, 02:36

  hahaa
  
  i rmb i ask my fren
  
  me: eh u got mast at home anot?
  
  fren: no la for wat waste time. e feeling is jus like pee-ing.
  
  me:
• de_middle

  26 Dec 07, 09:04

  
• xuandao

  26 Dec 07, 10:02

  Originally posted by yong93:

  Read before somewhere ... u must enter a hole then consider ...
  
  At least me n my fwen wont discuss this kind of thingy ...

  Go buy a bottle of coke. Drink finish and than enter your dick into the hole and you will no longer be a virgin
• shandower

  27 Dec 07, 09:29

  
• gunner77

  27 Dec 07, 16:58

  Originally posted by cApitaland:

  hahaa
  
  i rmb i ask my fren
  
  me: eh u got mast at home anot?
  
  fren: no la for wat waste time. e feeling is jus like pee-ing.
  
  me:

  
• Daisuke-kun

  27 Dec 07, 17:07

  Originally posted by xuandao:

  Go buy a bottle of coke. Drink finish and than enter your dick into the hole and you will no longer be a virgin

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvMVMNdsOlo
• Jennnn

  30 Dec 07, 00:20

  Originally posted by xuandao:

  Go buy a bottle of coke. Drink finish and than enter your dick into the hole and you will no longer be a virgin

  Wa.. like tt not very pain.. must squeeze in right..
  
  >> unless the dick is really small? <<
• ihatepink

  31 Dec 07, 12:05

  Originally posted by limpshaggy:

  Feel free to share yours.
  
  This one i just recall. Me and a friend that time both 14 years old.
  
  We were joking about virginity
  
  Me: So u still virgin mah, when you want lose ah?
  
  Friend: I no longer virgin
  
  Me: Really?
  
  Friend: Yea, i masturbated liao
  
  Me: Masturbate dun mean lose virgin lah
  
  Friend: You are wrong lah, masturbate means u are no more virgin
  
  Me:
  
  

  wah liao... so luan u noe... so u still virgin mah lah???
• sEphIrOth

  31 Dec 07, 17:13

  Originally posted by cApitaland:

  hahaa
  
  i rmb i ask my fren
  
  me: eh u got mast at home anot?
  
  fren: no la for wat waste time. e feeling is jus like pee-ing.
  
  me:

  i catch 2 jokes here.
  
  no.1 he duno the diff between mast n pee
  no.2 he mast at home tts why he knw the feeling
  
  
• citizenw

  19 Jan 08, 08:49

  Originally posted by sEphIrOth:

  i catch 2 jokes here.
  
  no.1 he duno the diff between mast n pee
  no.2 he mast at home tts why he knw the feeling
  
  

  hahaha.. i think every person has explored the world of masturbation before.. whether or not they continue from their first experience is a different matter altogether..
• Aaron8209

  19 Jan 08, 08:59

  lmao la ur fren....masturbate means still virgin lo....
• a-Lost-9uY

  19 Jan 08, 09:14

  funny