Propose when having sex
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Originally posted by Hello Kitty:knn.
den if nx time my kids ask hw daddy proposed to me de, den wat i say?
just tell the truth lor -
Better dun say anything, else they will find out why their dick... so smallllllllllOriginally posted by Hello Kitty:knn.
den if nx time my kids ask hw daddy proposed to me de, den wat i say? -
No wai-
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tell them, "it is too painful to remember"Originally posted by Hello Kitty:knn.
den if nx time my kids ask hw daddy proposed to me de, den wat i say? -
Not my idea of romantic leh......
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Answers:Originally posted by constancebay:Girls always like it when their bf propose to them in a romantic way..
I suddenly thought of 2 ideas which guys can propose to their gf which is very romantic and sexy and unique!
1. When having sex with her, take out the wedding ring and put it inside her vagina when she is unaware. Push it into her vagina so that she will feel pain. When she look into her vagina to see why it is so painful, than you take out the ring and propose to her
2. When having sew with her, slowly pull out your dick from her vagina. When she ask you why you stop f**king her, tell her that you will blindfold her eyes as you have a surprise for her. Put your dick through the wedding ring and ask her to do blowjob for your dick with the blindfold on.
When she ask why got something hard on your dick when she sucking it, than you open her blindfold and take the ring out from your dick and than propose to her
1) Put a gold or silver stuff in vagina can cause serious inflammation in vagina
2) She will accidently swallow the ring and it might cause her throat to get stuck with the ring , difficulty breathing and dead soon..
Why you thinking something soooo UNIQUE like this ?
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Like that I can use my ccok ring to propose
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Only your dick would be able to fit through a wedding ring. Give yourself a pat on the back for letting everyone know how amazingly tiny your penis is
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hahahahaha right on..... ekekkekekekekekekekekOriginally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:Only your dick would be able to fit through a wedding ring. Give yourself a pat on the back for letting everyone know how amazingly tiny your penis is -
either the ring is very big or yr dick diameter is very ring
but judging from yr posts, we can guess which it is!
YOUR DICK CAN PUT A RING THROUGH -
say straight after he propose, u two started making family immedOriginally posted by Hello Kitty:knn.
den if nx time my kids ask hw daddy proposed to me de, den wat i say?
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so sick nia
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errr xin~
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u need psychiatric help bro...Originally posted by constancebay:Girls always like it when their bf propose to them in a romantic way..
I suddenly thought of 2 ideas which guys can propose to their gf which is very romantic and sexy and unique!
1. When having sex with her, take out the wedding ring and put it inside her vagina when she is unaware. Push it into her vagina so that she will feel pain. When she look into her vagina to see why it is so painful, than you take out the ring and propose to her
2. When having sew with her, slowly pull out your dick from her vagina. When she ask you why you stop f**king her, tell her that you will blindfold her eyes as you have a surprise for her. Put your dick through the wedding ring and ask her to do blowjob for your dick with the blindfold on.
When she ask why got something hard on your dick when she sucking it, than you open her blindfold and take the ring out from your dick and than propose to her -
i wonder how she's going to tell that story when her frenz asked how u proposed to herOriginally posted by constancebay:Girls always like it when their bf propose to them in a romantic way..
I suddenly thought of 2 ideas which guys can propose to their gf which is very romantic and sexy and unique!
1. When having sex with her, take out the wedding ring and put it inside her vagina when she is unaware. Push it into her vagina so that she will feel pain. When she look into her vagina to see why it is so painful, than you take out the ring and propose to her
2. When having sew with her, slowly pull out your dick from her vagina. When she ask you why you stop f**king her, tell her that you will blindfold her eyes as you have a surprise for her. Put your dick through the wedding ring and ask her to do blowjob for your dick with the blindfold on.
When she ask why got something hard on your dick when she sucking it, than you open her blindfold and take the ring out from your dick and than propose to her -
Originally posted by constancebay:
You must have a very weeny cock
[b]Girls always like it when their bf propose to them in a romantic way..
I suddenly thought of 2 ideas which guys can propose to their gf which is very romantic and sexy and unique!
1. When having sex with her, take out the wedding ring and put it inside her vagina when she is unaware. Push it into her vagina so that she will feel pain. When she look into her vagina to see why it is so painful, than you take out the ring and propose to her
2. When having sew with her, slowly pull out your dick from her vagina. When she ask you why you stop f**king her, tell her that you will blindfold her eyes as you have a surprise for her. Put your dick through the wedding ring and ask her to do blowjob for your dick with the blindfold on. -
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Either you have a very small thin di.ck or you are screwing an elephant.