Ways of doing a Perfect Blowjobs
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then take a good look at your siggyOriginally posted by Pion:....
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Originally posted by Pion:QUOTE from somewhere:
Note: Replace !&#@ with cock/lanciao/kuku
Here's the #1 rule that you need to know and applies to everything
about oral sex: A great blow job is VISUAL and stimulates your mind
VISUALLY.
Again, a great blow job is VISUAL!
Getting blown by a Playboy Playmate is going to feel much better
than being blown by a 300 pound Gorilla woman that looks like Gimli
the Dwarf, even though in reality the experience would FEEL pretty
much the same.
It's what you SEE and the psychological stimulation it gives you
that counts when it comes to getting oral sex.
Now, tips direct from the master herself...
RULE #1- ADMIRE THE MASTER
First, the girl needs to show happy ADMIRATION for the cock she's
about to swallow. When she's pulling down your pants, there should
be a big smile on her face in anticipation. This shouldn't just be
for show, she should really be happy to get her favorite desert.
When the cock pops out she should look directly at it with a smile
on her face, admiring the object of her affection. She should look
up at her man and make direct eye contact with a big smile on her
face. She can also start fingering her pussy or touching her
breasts to make herself hot as she looks at the master cock.
Again, this is all about her giving the right VISUAL cues.
If your girlfriend isn't admiring the dick sufficiently, start
talking dirty to her with the proper commands. "You belong to this
cock... look at it and put a big smile on your face for the big cock
you're going to swallow! That's it baby, very good..."
RULE #2- WET AND SLOPPY NOW
Blow jobs need to be wet, wet, wet, and sloppy. Saliva and drool
are your woman's best friends when it comes to oral sex. Drool
should be covering the shaft of your cock and running down your
legs. When she comes up from air there should be strings of saliva
coming from her mouth. It's the VISUAL element of a lustful,
drooling chick on your cock that makes it really spectacular.
If your girlfriend is giving you dry oral sex, simply command her,
"Use more saliva baby... get that cock WET. That's how I like it,
with plenty of saliva and WET."
RULE #3- GO DEEP
A lot of girls think that cupping the head of your dick between her
lips constitute as a blow job. But the girl needs to go DOWN, down
deep, down as far the shaft as possible until her gag-reflex begins
to kick in. We want to SEE a girl at least TRY to swallow us
whole.
The command is easy. Just tell her to "go deeper baby, deeper" and
most girls with your permission will oblige. (Don't expect a deep
throat however- this is something that takes MONTHS of practice to
control the gag reflex. It's more the girl's enthusiasm to please
that counts.)
RULE #4- SHOW THAT TONGUE
Remember how I said that everything in oral sex is VISUAL? That's
why she has to SHOW her tongue. She needs to lick up and down the
shaft and angle her head so that you can see that tongue of hers.
As she's coming up for air she can keep her mouth open and her
tongue out. When she sucks on your cock, she can push her tongue
out so you can see it stroking on the shaft.
The physical sensation is pretty much the same, whether her tongue
is in or out, but it's the psychological sensation that makes the
difference between ho-hum oral and mind exploding bliss.
RULE #5- STOP TALKING AND GET SLURPING
Nothing is worse than getting an all-star blow job when your woman
suddenly lifts her head up and starts talking about the of her work
or what she ate for dinner the night before. The trance is broken,
like when someone's cell phone rings in the middle of a great movie
and the dunce starts blabbing so that the whole audience can hear.
Your woman SHOULD make noise- but they should be of the sucking and
slurping variety.
If she does start talking, just tell her, "Hmm baby, I understand,
but let's talk about that later... right now get back to sucking that
cock, it's so exciting to watch you do that."
You can be a porn movie director ya. Wasted talent with too much porn liao. -
Sorry, I am really ignorant.. never thought I would even read this post . . .. but curosity kill the cat and I wish to know a little more ... actually I was a bit disturb that today gay can discuss this sort of thing so openly ... I am really out of date .. forgive my ignorant please ...Originally posted by SmallPanda:Dude, the ignorance and stigma against homosexuality and linking them to AIDS kinda died out at the end of the 1980's ok? Welcome to 2007.
Actually the majority of AIDS cases nowadays are from straights and increasingly women.
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Originally posted by babylynn:
actually i think deep throating will be WAY more pleasureable than normal oral.
Wah, u mean guys cum are treasure?? Hmm, I did swallow but never as what stated, to play n twirl in in our mouth. I mean the more u play with it, the cum taste is getting stronger in our mouth and it's so sticky
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wah u sure like that alot man... like that we gt to suffer liaoOriginally posted by beavan:actually i think deep throating will be WAY more pleasureable than normal oral. -
haha, it's really up to the girl whether she wants to deepthroat or not. cos the person suffering is her, not me.
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Wah, so manly sia.Originally posted by beavan:haha, it's really up to the girl whether she wants to deepthroat or not. cos the person suffering is her, not me.
I think if someone try deepthroat ya, she will be at yr mercy liao. -
There no need to apologise...Originally posted by ORIGAMIST:Sorry, I am really ignorant.. never thought I would even read this post . . .. but curosity kill the cat and I wish to know a little more ... actually I was a bit disturb that today gay can discuss this sort of thing so openly ... I am really out of date .. forgive my ignorant please ...
It's normal if some of the community does accept the fact of gay existance yet. And I belief mosts of the gays does not like being one either thats include me...
But it's our nature, we are born to be like this anyway... I just live my live happily and I wouldn't wan offend anyone anyway...
If a person can accept for what I am, I'm very thankful to him till the rest of my life.
Cheer up "ORIGAMIST"
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what do you mean at my mercy?Originally posted by babylynn:Wah, so manly sia.
I think if someone try deepthroat ya, she will be at yr mercy liao. -
hahaha, i belief she was refering about the deepthroat. cuz guy always are in control when doing a deepthroat on most occasions lahOriginally posted by beavan:what do you mean at my mercy? -
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Ya, I did ever try deepthroating my bf before and it was hard to go in deeper.Originally posted by Dong_Fang_Bu_Bai:hahaha, i belief she was refering about the deepthroat. cuz guy always are in control when doing a deepthroat on most occasions lah
Hard to breath & the more deeper i go my eye will be full of tears... -
That's happened to me too. The deeper I go n tears start to build at my eyesOriginally posted by babylynn:Ya, I did ever try deepthroating my bf before and it was hard to go in deeper.
Hard to breath & the more deeper i go my eye will be full of tears... -
Hahahah...dunno....never kena deepthroat before
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Thanks . I was afraid I would offend you guys .... you made me feel better ... I thought I would be labelled " lao ku ban " or something like that .. I have learn something today ..Originally posted by Dong_Fang_Bu_Bai:There no need to apologise...
It's normal if some of the community does accept the fact of gay existance yet. And I belief mosts of the gays does not like being one either thats include me...
But it's our nature, we are born to be like this anyway... I just live my live happily and I wouldn't wan offend anyone anyway...
If a person can accept for what I am, I'm very thankful to him till the rest of my life.
Cheer up "ORIGAMIST" -
orgamist such a lao ku ban
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don't like that la .. I already paiseh leow ..Originally posted by Pion:orgamist such a lao ku ban -
Hahaha, so u looking for someone to deepthroat u??Originally posted by varatare:Hahahah...dunno....never kena deepthroat before -
lol an offer on the table.Originally posted by Dong_Fang_Bu_Bai:Hahaha, so u looking for someone to deepthroat u?? -
[quote]Originally posted by beavan:
lol an offer on the table.[/quote
Why leh, u wan it too ah?? -
sorry.. never know that feeling before. Never deepthroated anyone before.
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Haha why u wanna knew the feeling anyway? Are u a gay too like me...Originally posted by BadzMaro:sorry.. never know that feeling before. Never deepthroated anyone before. -
no ma.. i cannot explain what i never experienced before. N its o.k.. i will believe what u guys say and use my own brain to determine how logical it is.. that the throat hurts.. and its hard to breathe. he heOriginally posted by Dong_Fang_Bu_Bai:Haha why u wanna knew the feeling anyway? Are u a gay too like me...