How to Set up A new Mega Church

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  9 Mar 10, 15:44

  Originally posted by Mr Milo:

   

  Let me be the Pastor of Faithful Controller

  
  Pastor Milo? sounds nice

  Free milo for every service then?  

• Fairyfairy86

  9 Mar 10, 18:59

  noahnoah's mega "church" will have a $ sign on top of the building instead of a cross and he will offer 20% discount to all members who join him, meaning only need to pay 8% of their monthly pay. wow, i think there will sure be many members joining him.

  HUAT AH NOAHNOAH !

• the Bear

  9 Mar 10, 19:00

  sounds more and more like the typical MLM  

• Fryderyk HPH

  9 Mar 10, 19:47

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  sounds more and more like the typical MLM  

  90% there already...

   

  Only need the benefits(or rather, the lack of it) for members 

• Fryderyk HPH

  9 Mar 10, 19:49

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  
  So basically we need to setup a committee first... I shall draft out a rough skeleton...

  Our Father Noah be on the top...

  Pastor Of Donation (Finance) - ??????

  Pastor of The Faithful Controller (HR Management) - ?????

  Senior Faithful of Conversion (Marketing) - ?????

  Guardian of The Church (Building mgmt) - ?????

   

   

  many more post to go~  lai lai quick apply~

  I wanna the Advertising and PR post for Noah's busine*ahem* church

• Mr Milo

  9 Mar 10, 19:50

   

  Yup, free milo for every service

  this is one of the benefits

• laurence82

  9 Mar 10, 23:31

  milo is low class ok

  if u want to be a rich and classy church, u got to act like it to draw in the rich crowd

  like hot chocolate instead of milo

• Dondontan

  9 Mar 10, 23:40

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  
  So basically we need to setup a committee first... I shall draft out a rough skeleton...

  Our Father Noah be on the top...

  Pastor Of Donation (Finance) - ??????

  Pastor of The Faithful Controller (HR Management) - ?????

  Senior Faithful of Conversion (Marketing) - ?????

  Guardian of The Church (Building mgmt) - ?????

   

   

  many more post to go~  lai lai quick apply~

  Pastor of the Ministry of Prayers -- ?

  (to discuss different charges for different prayers)

  Head of Admin Dept ?

   

• Dondontan

  9 Mar 10, 23:42

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  milo is low class ok

  if u want to be a rich and classy church, u got to act like it to draw in the rich crowd

  like hot chocolate instead of milo

  Serve cappucino, espresso, latte, red wine, white wine.

  Serve finger food at the end of each service, charge the bill to church members, charge service charge plus GST.