How to Set up A new Mega Church

• noahnoah

  9 Mar 10, 13:09

   

  Due to the trend of Mega churches getting

  so hot nowdays

  Lets contribute some ideas on how

  to set up a Mega Church~~

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  9 Mar 10, 13:13

  Confession box...

  Per use must tap ezlink or insert cashcard... $20 for first 10 mins... $1 for every 1 min after first 10 mins...

  

   

  any good names for noah's church?

• Mr Milo

  9 Mar 10, 13:14

   

  Milo & Milo Church

• QX179R

  9 Mar 10, 13:16

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  Confession box...

  Per use must tap ezlink or insert cashcard... $20 for first 10 mins... $1 for every 1 min after first 10 mins...

  

   

  any good names for noah's church?

  remember if use cepas must have a top-up machine nearby hor..

• Bak la va

  9 Mar 10, 13:18

  NN, siao liao

• the Bear

  9 Mar 10, 13:18

  well, you gotta find a critical mass of unthinking people who will then go out and recruit more unthinking people for you..

  sort of like MLM..

• Mr Milo

  9 Mar 10, 13:21

   

  Nets payment acceptable?

• new moon

  9 Mar 10, 13:22

  What about Money Harvest Church ?

• the Bear

  9 Mar 10, 13:23

  more like Nimrod Harvest Church...

• Mr Milo

  9 Mar 10, 13:26

   

  Botak Jones

• the Bear

  9 Mar 10, 13:26

  Originally posted by Mr Milo:

   

  Botak Jones

  
  that one is The Gluttonous Church of the Hamburger

• Mr Milo

  9 Mar 10, 13:33

   

  Kelong Church

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  9 Mar 10, 13:35

  Originally posted by Mr Milo:

   

  Kelong Church

  
  

  

• Fryderyk HPH

  9 Mar 10, 13:38

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  Confession box...

  Per use must tap ezlink or insert cashcard... $20 for first 10 mins... $1 for every 1 min after first 10 mins...

  

   

  any good names for noah's church?

  Noah's Ark? Nah...

   

  MegaArk... LOL that is what Singapore Airlines used to called their B747-400 Freighters... 

• noahnoah

  9 Mar 10, 13:38

  Originally posted by Mr Milo:

   

  Kelong Church

  
  Kelong church

  u mean church by the sea ar

  not a bad idea

  can eat fish at the same time

  and enjoy the seabreeze

  Resort Church..

• likeyou

  9 Mar 10, 13:38

  Originally posted by noahnoah:

   

  Due to the trend of Mega churches getting

  so hot nowdays

  Lets contribute some ideas on how

  to set up a Mega Church~~

  Supposing Noah has a small church, now, Noah want to expand, how?

  Simple, make a entry in the enterence just like mrt, when pple go for services, they need to tap. Per entry $50. Sure within months, can liao.

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  9 Mar 10, 13:42

  lmao~

  Resort Church~  

  Paradise ah?

• noahnoah

  9 Mar 10, 13:45

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  lmao~

  Resort Church~  

  Paradise ah?

  Resort World Church...but

  cannot have casino!!

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  9 Mar 10, 13:48

  Originally posted by likeyou:

  Supposing Noah has a small church, now, Noah want to expand, how?

  Simple, make a entry in the enterence just like mrt, when pple go for services, they need to tap. Per entry $50. Sure within months, can liao.

  
  sooooo... ERP ah?

  

   

• likeyou

  9 Mar 10, 13:53

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  
  sooooo... ERP ah?

  

   

  
  Yeah, better still, built a gantry on the enterance, automatic deduction.

• Mr Milo

  9 Mar 10, 13:55

   

  Not only ERP, but WRP (Water Road Pricing)

• Dondontan

  9 Mar 10, 14:57

  Form a executive committee first.

  Decide on how much we want to target for the first year.  

  Recruit leaders, train them.    Use them to recruit members.     Work on a commission system to reward them.

  SEt up a special team , get these people to specially preach to the rich, millionaires, billionaires.  SEt a target for them to achieve.

  Set up club house.   Organise events throught club house to get extra donation from people.

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  9 Mar 10, 15:11

  Originally posted by Dondontan:

  Form a executive committee first.

  Decide on how much we want to target for the first year.  

  Recruit leaders, train them.    Use them to recruit members.     Work on a commission system to reward them.

  SEt up a special team , get these people to specially preach to the rich, millionaires, billionaires.  SEt a target for them to achieve.

  Set up club house.   Organise events throught club house to get extra donation from people.

  
  So basically we need to setup a committee first... I shall draft out a rough skeleton...

  Our Father Noah be on the top...

  Pastor Of Donation (Finance) - ??????

  Pastor of The Faithful Controller (HR Management) - ?????

  Senior Faithful of Conversion (Marketing) - ?????

  Guardian of The Church (Building mgmt) - ?????

   

   

  many more post to go~  lai lai quick apply~

• new moon

  9 Mar 10, 15:20

  Must have special talents like int'l hollywood singer or need to be u grad ? 

• Mr Milo

  9 Mar 10, 15:31

   

  Let me be the Pastor of Faithful Controller