How do you summarise the Bible In a few Short paragraphs
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Believe in God or go to hell when you die!!
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Originally posted by KingE:
Believe in God or go to hell when you die!!
Wow you are a faggot. Thats not how people will tell someone about being a christian -
Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
David was murdered can’t you read?!
Dear M&P, he jumped down, many eye witnesses were there.
Take it easy and be happy.
laffin
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Originally posted by Hamsterbaby:
Wow you are a faggot. Thats not how people will tell someone about being a christianI got some christians tellling me I am going to hell if I dun accept Jesus. My religion, according to them is satanic.
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Originally posted by Hamsterbaby:
Wow you are a faggot. Thats not how people will tell someone about being a christian
But it is true according to the bible and the religion, Right? So, you really can't contradict me... -
You've got a god see. He can do everything and see everything, but he's too much of a lazy idiot to do anything. So we got our world of plagues and misery, while he's sitting on his butt.
Then you gotta worship him. Or else HE'LL PUT YOU IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH NO CHANCE OF EVER GETTING OUT, BEING TORTURED WITH THE WORST TORTURES IN THE UNIVERSE, BURNING IN THE ETERNAL PAIN, WRITING IN AGONY AS LITTLE DEVILS PIERCE YOUR SOUL WITH BURNING HOT IRONS AND POUR SALT INTO YOUR WOUNDS AS YOU SCREAM WITH HORRIFIC PAIN. Oh but he loves you too.
So the way to aviod that is to keep thinking I LOVE GOD in your head every sunday when you rather be out on Orchard road with your friends, until you start to hear voices in your head, but don't worry, its not mental disease, its religion. But recent studies have shown both to be about the same... hmm...
But there are plenty of advantages! If you kill 30 people or commit mass murder, all you have to do is say I LOVE GOD in your head and kill yourself, for then you''ll go to heaven just because you love him. On the other hand, Ghandi and Mother Teresa will go to hell because they didn't accept jesus. Aww...
Oh and don't listen to scientists either, not even your biology teacher. Because years of scientific research by people much smarter than your priest can't be better than a dusty old book written by cavemen. So when scientists try to tell you about evolution, aviod all the facts and talk like a 6 year old, and keep shouting GOD DID IT until they give up and go away.
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Originally posted by Hamsterbaby:
After that , 3 more guys tell the same story and this faggot Paul , wrote an assload of crap saying Sex is evil and a bunch of other stuff Jesus never fricking said , but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they are stupid."
The End
Makes Sense ???
You mean this Paul?
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Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
David was murdered can’t you read?!
well, he tried to murder his prof, i can read that, thanks
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Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
Exaggeration, disinformation, defamation what taliban? What extremist? Just because I have the stomach to try to expose the bloody regime of Singapore you label me extremist? Just because you kow tow to a family dynasty doesn’t mean everybody else have to including me.
of cuz, seems u support indonesia gahmen crackdown on chinese and other 'anti gahmen' elements
i am sure this is love thy neighbour u are teaching us
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Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
you and whatever lord you worship can go to hell like I care. I mean to free people from the fraud and trap they call Singapore.
pls, we know many flee from the fraud and trap they call indonesia
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Damn everyone went off topic and start talking about a Indo freak who went around pretending to be a WOW character using his Sword or some shit trying to chop people
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love thy neighbour
depends on whom you talk to, who would provide various justifications for some killins',
not the bible
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Originally posted by laurence82:
love thy neighbour
depends on whom you talk to, who would provide various justifications for some killins',
not the bible
" With love you can conquer the world! "Just curious laurence82.No offenseA. Are you Gay?B. Are you a Typical Singaporean.C. Are you Sweet Sixteen.Regards -
Originally posted by Hamsterbaby:" With love you can conquer the world! "Just curious laurence82.No offenseA. Are you Gay?B. Are you a Typical Singaporean.C. Are you Sweet Sixteen.Regards
None of the above!
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Originally posted by Hamsterbaby:
How ??
A history book with lots of cock and bull stories people dont mind believing in. -
Originally posted by Short Ninja:
A history book with lots of cock and bull stories people dont mind believing in.
You assume too much of things you don't know. For one you don't believe in it as with many people. -
Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
You assume too much of things you don't know. For one you don't believe in it as with many people.same leh
u assume wijaja kena political conspiracy, but many people think u are full of bullcrap
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Originally posted by laurence82:
pls, we know many flee from the fraud and trap they call indonesia
You don't second guess Indonesia as you don't second guess Russia and China or India. Singapore however is a delicate cover up of what it truly is. A totalitarian regime with no respect for human rights and human lives. A regime which hates religious people and wage war against the weak. It's an oppressive regime that pretends to be a democracy. Singapore is one big fraud. The fraud is bigger than the island.
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Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
You assume too much of things you don't know. For one you don't believe in it as with many people.That is my summary you already had yours.
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Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
You don't second guess Indonesia as you don't second guess Russia and China or India. Singapore however is a delicate cover up of what it truly is. A totalitarian regime with no respect for human rights and human lives. A regime which hates religious people and wage war against the weak. It's an oppressive regime that pretends to be a democracy. Singapore is one big fraud. The fraud is bigger than the island.You don't second guess Singapore as you don't second guess Russia and China or India. Indonesia however is a delicate cover up of what it truly is. A totalitarian regime with no respect for human rights and human lives. A regime which hates religious people and wage war against the weak. It's an oppressive regime that pretends to be a democracy. Indonesia is one big fraud. The fraud is bigger than the whole archipelago
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`And if ihad to say something about the Widjaja case I would say that the Indonesian kid 'cari maut' (looked for fatality) and the damned Chinaman professor should have been deported to where he truly belong.
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Hahahahahahah like I said Singapore is a fraud. But it's now been exposed little by little. 10 years ago everybody here would think it's a country based on rule of law.
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not anymore....
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Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
Hahahahahahah like I said Singapore is a fraud. But it’s now been exposed little by little. 10 years ago everybody here would think it’s a country based on rule of law.
It has nothing to expose, not like Indonesia, cover up everything from Sukarno's era to Reformasi
hahahahahhahahaa
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Originally posted by Short Ninja:
`And if ihad to say something about the Widjaja case I would say that the Indonesian kid 'cari maut' (looked for fatality) and the damned Chinaman professor should have been deported to where he truly belong.
haha
its parents like his who still believe their omg cute kid is still good in behaviour, no problem,study hard
pui