RIght i just got home from a trip to NTUC. I was totally freaked out by this old lady at the supermarket.
I was with my Chinese friend (neighbour) and we fancied a drive (you know to go and eat and stuff late at night) and so we stop at the NTUC and I'm browsing through some foodstuffs for the family, and there is this old lady (about 40+ years) wandering aimlessly with her basket. So anyway, i don't care right? So i'm looking through the food while talking to my friend in mandarin (from CHina, PRC) about academic stuff. And i think this old lady starts looking at me in a weird way, just coz i speak mandarin.
Anyway, so i smile and give a friendly nod, and she goes like;
Old lady: WHERE ARE YOU FROM!?!? (in a creepy interrogative sort of way)
[my chinese friend doesn't speak english properly, so she was out of the conversation entirely]
me: erm... somewhere not here..
Old lady: OH REALLY!?? WHERE?
Me: erm.. europe?
Old lady: Oh! Wow. Are you CHRISTIAN?!
Me: Errr- nope, Definitely not!
Old lady: Oh why? Why aren't you a Christian. I am one.
Me: Err, Just don't believe in it, no1 does anymore, except the yanks and the Asians who think it is western to do so.
(i have strong feelings about religion and i would have gone on a tirade lecture of how Christianity imperilled the political system of europe and flouted state authority and waged countless wars for corrupt practices of the former catholic church; BUT i chose not to, i could tell she was weird and i was trying to leave)
Old lady: IS your father a Christian?
Me: Ofcourse not. No [I am walking away now]
Old lady: What abou your mother? IS she Christian?
Me: ......
Old lady: Why not?
[i got so creeped out by the way she was looking at me, i just walked off, and she kept staring at me after that]
Weird..
This is the sort of women i attract in Singapore HA HA HA!!! At 12 in the morning. Be careful when you do your late-night shopping rofl!
That's a nice story i thought i'd share.
p.s to the old lady if you're reading this; or if your tech savvy son is, i didn't mean to be rude, but you were REALLY creeping me out with the christian nonsense.
i'll be creep out too....
Of course the old lady is behaving weirdly.Where got people shopping at midnight?You should be sleeping at home at midnight!
40+ is considered old lady!?!?
Originally posted by Stomp661:Of course the old lady is behaving weirdly.Where got people shopping at midnight?You should be sleeping at home at midnight!
Why not?
this story is obviously fake.
look at TS username
Goodness! Not again! Another nut case!
If christians go on this way and if people go complaing about them, for sure they will be in trouble.
Many confirmed nutcases are christians as they find that a God is good for their psyche.
Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:Many confirmed nutcases are christians as they find that a God is good for their psyche.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Originally posted by youyayu:this story is obviously fake.
look at TS username
LOL
I remember when I was aproached by two women, one carrying a bible and the other carrying a dictionary. Then one of them asked me "do you know how life started?" I was about 10 years old then. I quickly walked away.
juz want to ask this question, 'do u think it is appropriate to question someone religion on the street?'
wow i never knew fairprice open until 12 am. or are all non christians liars?
i agree with Herzog_Zwei, all christians are nut jobs
i also believe modern christians got jusus wrong.
look at all the disciples, all men, jusus must be a practicing gay, having gay orgies with his disciples all night long and even during daytime.
peace
all i can comment is there always be some bad eggs..regardless what religion.
Just don't believe in it, no1 does anymore, except the yanks and the Asians who think it is western to do so.
This is so true.
Originally posted by HyuugaNeji:Just don't believe in it, no1 does anymore, except the yanks and the Asians who think it is western to do so.
This is so true.
Hoho! My friend tells me a story about what his friend did when she got approached by a christian man (30s) spreading religion at choa chu kang mrt some time ago.
This friend, let's call her Carla, started retorting the man with the exact same question the man asked her abt religion.
I guess it went something like this:
Man: R u a christian?
Carla: No.
Man: Hav u been to a church... understd christiny abt how jesus sacrifice himself for us?
Carla: No. I believe in buddhism.
Man: Let me tell u abt jesus....blab blab
Carla: I'm not into other religion, thanks for ur time.
Man conts to pester on.
Carla (pissed off): Why dun u believe in buddhism?Do u know u can reborn in buddhism? etc etc etc
So it became a case of both trying to "convert" one another. Finally, the man shake head and walks off.
Story can't be real. I go there, from 10 pm to 1 am, many times a week, to buy grocery, never seen such lady before.........
very few sgaporeans at these hours but many foreign workers, PRs and foreign students.
lord of the lamers....i can be even more lame..i can even generate cold jokes...hahahaha
Originally posted by marcteng:I remembered when I was in Melbourne many years ago taking a tram, an aussie guy came out to know and took out his notebook and invited me to his church and asked me for his details. that time i was quite young, didnt know how to reject or say no to him, so I just gave him a fake number.
He took down my details and then left me alone and alighted the tram.
You were young but very smart.
Church? some of these white guys got fetish for young boy, I must say.
I said this because, considering their smaller population here alone in Sg, I already came across a numbers of white gays.
From the way they talk to you - full of suggestion, emo language, persistency, tone changing and gesturation.
But I would add that I was not a young boy when I came across these sickos.
Originally posted by 4sg:
You were young but very smart.
Church? some of these white guys got fetish for young boy, I must say.
I said this because, considering their smaller population here alone in Sg, I already came across a numbers of white gays.
From the way they talk to you - full of suggestion, emo language, persistency, tone changing and gesturation.
But I would add that I was not a young boy when I came across these sickos.
Originally posted by marcteng:
he didnt wink or show any other body language when he approached me. I think he was more intent on inviting me to his church. on hindsight i should have said no, sorry mate, I am not interested, but if I said no, he would have preached to me lol in the tram.
Yap, there can be some geniune good folks out there......just that it can be hard to diff the bad from the good......