A god words about "WOMENS"?
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Well here it goes:
This adorable creature called W-O-M-A-NIf you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a manIf you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothingIf you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
If you don't, you are not understandingIf you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'
If you don't you are half a manIf you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossingIf you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boyIf you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't , she thinks you do not love herIf you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like herIf you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's wayIf you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantageIf you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tacticsIf you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiringIf you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talkOh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"
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>> Jokes & Humour Corner
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It is not a joke! it is some kind of poem I think...
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Women is already the plural form.
No need to add an "s".
Really.
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opps sorry... erm dunno how, cant edit the title...
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i am sure some people will come here and crap
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wad kind of poem can u explain dis is?
and i'm waiting for parn to come here
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Why must amen ?
cannot or mi tour for
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Parn is offline for the time being i think
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Originally posted by Beautiful951:
Parn is offline for the time being i think
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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women, you can't live with them neither can you live without them...
by the way, in bible stories, women were the catalyst for the fall of men. Adam and Eve, Samson, Solomon, David and many many more...Adam and Eve - if not under the persuasion of Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, Adam would not have broke God's rule and we won't have an adam apple between our throats.
Samson - the seduction of a woman led to Samson disclosing the secret of his incredible strength and thus the road to his demise.
David - his lust for his subordinate's wife led him to murder and took his subordinate's woman by force thus angering God.
Solomon - under persusasion and influence, he started to worship other gods of his foreign wives thus the beginning of betrayal...
WOMEN! *sigh*
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Originally posted by novelltie:
women, you can't live with them neither can you live without them...
by the way, in bible stories, women were the catalyst for the fall of men. Adam and Eve, Samson, Solomon, David and many many more...Adam and Eve - if not under the persuasion of Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, Adam would not have broke God's rule and we won't have an adam apple between our throats.
Samson - the seduction of a woman led to Samson disclosing the secret of his incredible strength and thus the road to his demise.
David - his lust for his subordinate's wife led him to murder and took his subordinate's woman by force thus angering God.
Solomon - under persusasion and influence, he started to worship other gods of his foreign wives thus the beginning of betrayal...
WOMEN! *sigh*
but some women in the bible are good.. for example.. esther and the one taking water out from the well forgot her name
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Mary of Magdalene?
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Originally posted by novelltie:
Mary of Magdalene?
i forgot the nae.. i belive the story is in genesis 24:16 around there
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okok I just found out that my friend is the one who make this "lame" poem... diao sia!
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if you don't have a 30k ring, you're not a man
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Originally posted by bus555:
okok I just found out that my friend is the one who make this "lame" poem... diao sia!
and i just found out that ur fren is a big fat liar.
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Originally posted by newcomer:
if you don't have a 30k ring, you're not a man
woah, that's harsh... guess most of the young guys here on this forum aren't man then, including me.
curious note, why would a guy wear a $30,000 ring? most men would rather splurge on watches, shoes, wallets, belts, pens, cars, apartments, landed properties than on a ring (subjectively; my opinion) -
MOD, pls send that guy to Tampines Int for caning....
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ur fren do wan ah?
http://www.funonthenet.in/forums/index.php?topic=2406.0
http://olaoludaramola.blogspot.com/2008/09/this-adorable-creature-called-w-o-m-n.html
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Originally posted by novelltie:
woah, that's harsh... guess most of the young guys here on this forum aren't man then, including me.
curious note, why would a guy wear a $30,000 ring? most men would rather splurge on watches, shoes, wallets, belts, pens, cars, apartments, landed properties than on a ring (subjectively; my opinion)
there's a story behind it. in due time u'll find out,lol -
Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:
ur fren do wan ah?
http://www.funonthenet.in/forums/index.php?topic=2406.0
http://olaoludaramola.blogspot.com/2008/09/this-adorable-creature-called-w-o-m-n.html
dunno lah! -
Originally posted by newcomer:
there's a story behind it. in due time u'll find out,lol
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Originally posted by novelltie:
women, you can't live with them neither can you live without them...
by the way, in bible stories, women were the catalyst for the fall of men. Adam and Eve, Samson, Solomon, David and many many more...Adam and Eve - if not under the persuasion of Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, Adam would not have broke God's rule and we won't have an adam apple between our throats.
Samson - the seduction of a woman led to Samson disclosing the secret of his incredible strength and thus the road to his demise.
David - his lust for his subordinate's wife led him to murder and took his subordinate's woman by force thus angering God.
Solomon - under persusasion and influence, he started to worship other gods of his foreign wives thus the beginning of betrayal...
WOMEN! *sigh*
And yet the Son of God was born of a Woman.
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Oei.....all wanna DIE!!!
Discussing about me behind my back........
