Originally posted by domonkassyu:a bishop was talking to a bunch of nuns and asked if any 1 of them had anything to do with a male organ b4. 1st nun came up and said she saw 1. she was asked to wash her eyes with holy water. 2 nd nun had to wash her hands.nw there was a slight shuffling among the rest of the nuns. the bishop asked why and nun 3 said she would like to trade place with nun4 as she wanna gargle her mouth b4 nun4 wash her azz in the holy water..
mayb after nun4 cleanse herself thats y salty?
No thank you for the dirty joke!
Originally posted by SingaporeMacross:Protestants never eat the Body of Christ, because they do not have a valid ministerial priesthood. Besides, they don't believe in it anyway. They think it is canibalism.
lol..sory for the joke..so now there is another point of holy water does have salt..can any one kindly confirm??
regarding eating the body and drinkin the blood of christ. it was said by the man himself. but of cuz it is figuratively ya? he said keep doing that in rememberance of him..how much real meat does he have to keep doing it?
it is surely not a form of cannibalism since we will keep doing it til now as a memorial service. and since the man said it, so it shall be done.. amen
Originally posted by Chin Eng:
if your priest starts serving Zinfandel or Riesling, please drop me a line.
wahhh, wads tat sia????
Originally posted by Cool-gal:
wahhh, wads tat sia????
zinfandel and riesling???? grape varieties that some wines are named after.