Hundreds of Proofs of FSM's Existence!
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Get ready to be blown away by the reasoning!!
For a sample,
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ARGUMENT FROM SHEER WILL
(1) I DO believe in FSM! I DO believe in FSM! I do I do I do I DO believe in FSM!
(2) Therefore, FSM exists.
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ARGUMENT FROM NONBELIEF
(1) The majority of the world's population are nonbelievers in Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(2) This is just what Yaweh intended.
(3) Therefore, FSM exists.
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ARGUMENT FROM PAROCHIALISM
(1) FSM is everywhere.
(2) We haven't been everywhere to prove he's not there.
(3) Therefore, FSM exists.
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ARGUMENT FROM THE BOOK
(1) The Book says the Book is true.
(2) Therefore the Book is true.
(3) The Book says FSM exists.
(4) Therefore, FSM exist.
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THE INEVITABLE ARGUMENT FROM HOMER SIMPSON
(1) Doh!
(2) Therefore, FSM exists.
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Simi si FSM?
Finite State Machine?
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....this is what happens when a forum is NOT moderated.
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Simi FSM?
FSM = Fire Safety Manager? Fearsome Sex Maniac?
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FSM is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, aka god aka almighty aka omnipotent aka omnibenevolent.
For Christian matters, please post in the Singapore Christian Forum. -
Jason is obviously rather irresponsible in managing this forum.Originally posted by Chin Eng:....this is what happens when a forum is NOT moderated. -
Jason, look here!Originally posted by davidche:Jason is obviously rather irresponsible in managing this forum. -
I've seen God so I really know that He exists.
however I haven't seen a flying spaghetti monster so I don't believe you Jamie
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Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
I've seen God so I really know that He exists.
however I haven't seen a flying spaghetti monster so I don't believe you Jamie
god is not supposed to reveal himself to you unless you're a saint.so you're a saint or lunatic?
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No but I did see God......
Being foolish and arrogant(still am) I tried repeatedly to penetrate the light which shines from His face to get a glimpse of His face....until He made both my eyeballs hurt like being pierced by many needlees. Then I quit trying to stare at His face........
. The light was really overwhelming........brighter than the sun indeed and it was white not yellowish.Perhaps it's unwise to tell personal experience like this but what the heck I'm only telling the truth.......
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Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
No but I did see God......
Being foolish and arrogant(still am) I tried to penetrate the light to get a glimpse of His face....until He made both my eyeballs hurt like being pierced by many needlees. Then I quit trying to stare at His face........
i do think you need psychiatric help ... -
Nah...I'm sure of it.
Just ask Olazhong the funny evil spirit which flee at the very moment I cried God. Maybe it decided to flee to show how nice he was LOL Nah..........
But I tell you what I promise you I'll seek a psychiatric help when I've seen Flying Sphagetti Monster you talked about.
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I think u all need psychiatric help
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Originally posted by laurence82:
I think u all need psychiatric help
as if u dun need any -
Tell you what if we go together Laurence, jamie and me we'll get discount. Shall we go together or not?
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Originally posted by Miracles&Prophecies:
Tell you what if we go together Laurence, jamie and me we'll get discount. Shall we go together or not?
no thanks, i have confidence in my sanity -
so many monkeys here
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i also have confidence in my sanity
yay
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I think , therefore i am.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster.. lol
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Feight Sergeant Major rah...
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I drove away a demon sent by LKY family at the cry of God. Its name was Olazhong.
For evil being it was sure quick to flee...
So what's the point of being evil?? Feel good reason?? All evil feels horrible that's the price you pay for being evil.
Well maybe it was a dead man evil spirit. That's why it was soooooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeaaaaaaaaakkkkkk. Dead and annoying what could be worse?
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Jamie, widen the scope of the type of believers you talk to. Speak to some mature people for once and not people around your level.