Hundreds of Proofs of GodÂ’s Existence!
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Get ready to be blown away by the reasoning!!
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ARGUMENT FROM SHEER WILL
(1) I DO believe in God! I DO believe in God! I do I do I do I DO believe in God!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
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ARGUMENT FROM NONBELIEF
(1) The majority of the world's population are nonbelievers in Christianity.
(2) This is just what Satan intended.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
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ARGUMENT FROM PAROCHIALISM
(1) God is everywhere.
(2) We haven't been everywhere to prove he's not there.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
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ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE (II)
(1) The Bible says the Bible is true.
(2) Therefore the Bible is true.
(3) The Bible says God exists.
(4) Therefore, God exist.
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THE INEVITABLE ARGUMENT FROM HOMER SIMPSON
(1) Doh!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
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ARGUMENT FROM AUTHORITY
(1) Bush said God told him to invade Iraq.
(2) Bush is the President of the United States of America.
(3) Therefore, God exists. -
If Bush was not so stupid, he would have simply ask God to get rid of Saddam... or maybe he did but God told him, he is powerless to do that.
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can't find that one.Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:6767
ARGUMENT FROM AUTHORITY
(1) Bush said God told him to invade Iraq.
(2) Bush is the President of the United States of America.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
i found this:321
ARGUMENT FROM AMERICA, a.k.a. GEORGE W. BUSH'S ARGUMENT
(1) God bless America.
(2) You're either with us or against us, remember.
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god did not tell Bush there was no WMD also?Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:If Bush was not so stupid, he would have simply ask God to get rid of Saddam... or maybe he did but God told him, he is powerless to do that.
Therefore it proves that God exists.
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I like 530 TYLER'S ARGUMENT FROM JESSICA ALBA
(1) Jessica Alba is a friggin' goddess!
(2) Therefore, goddesses exist.
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*insane mode on....Originally posted by Icemoon:god did not tell Bush there was no WMD also?
maybe God did say NO.... thats why man decide to do it by his own effort..
Man: Attack them!
God: why?
Man: they have WMD
God: no they don't
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You forget about god's reply next.Originally posted by vince69:*insane mode on....
maybe God did say NO.... thats why man decide to do it by his own effort..
Man: Attack them!
God: why?
Man: they have WMD
God: no they don't
Man... nevermind, I do it myself....
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I like tis one
ARGUMENT FROM ARGUMENTATION
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist's counterargument]
(3) Yes he does.
(4) [Atheist's counterargument]
(5) Yes he does!
(6) [Atheist's counterargument]
(7) YES HE DOES!!!
(8 ) [Atheist gives up and goes home.]
(9) Therefore, God exists.
PEACOCK ARGUMENT FROM SELECTIVE MEMORY
(1) [Christian asks "stumper" question.]
(2) [Atheist answers question.]
(3) [A lapse of time]
(4) [Christian repeats question.]
(5) [Atheist repeats answer.]
(6) [A lapse of time]
(7) [Christian repeats question.]
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[Atheist repeats answer.]
(9) [A lapse of time]
(10) Atheist, you never answered my question.
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Even though I do find this funny it doesn't make the TS any less of an arsehole by posting this in Eternal Hope. So hahaha and fuck you.
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ARGUMENT FROM HUMAN NECESSITY
(1) Atheists say that they don't need God.
(2) Which just goes to show that they need God.
(3) Therefore, God exist
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ARGUMENT FROM INSANITY
(1) No sane person could have thought up Christianity.
(2) Therefore, it must be true
(3) Therefore, God exists.
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# ARGUMENT FROM SCIENCE (I)
(1) Science is always true.
(2) Science says that there is a vanishingly small chance that all of this could have happened on its own.
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3985Originally posted by Icemoon:god did not tell Bush there was no WMD also?
ARGUMENT FROM THE DEVIL WAS PRETENDING TO BE GOD AND LIED
(1) God told Bush there was WMD.
(2) If there was, God exists
(3) If there wasn't, the Devil pretended to be God and lied, therefore, God exists. -
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ARGUMENT FROM Black is Black
(1) Blacks in this world have black skin.
(2) If there is no God, Blacks would have white skin.
(3) Therefore, God exists. -
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ARGUMENT FROM IF GOD DOES NOT EXIST THERE WOULD BE NO GOD
(1) If God does not exist, there would be no God.
(2) Therefore, God exists. -
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ARGUMENT FROM EVERY HUMAN ACCEPTS IT
(1) Every human on the planet earth accepts that God exists.
(2) Those that do not accept are less than human.
(3) Therefore, God exists. -
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ARGUMENT FROM EVERY PLANT AND ANIMAL WORSHIPS GOD
(1) Every plant and animal worships God.
(3) Atheist do not know it, that's all.
(2) Therefore, God exists. -
I like the cartoon
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Christianity vs atheism?
The fact is this - people can do terrible things in the name of either one.
Atheists like Hitler, Stalin and Mao Zedong were just as capable of the terrible things that some early Christian leaders did. -
haha .. sometimes it is good to relax also. at least believers, neutrals and atheists can mingle around without calling each another names. so far no blasphemy of God too.Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:Even though I do find this funny it doesn't make the TS any less of an arsehole by posting this in Eternal Hope. So hahaha and fuck you. -
i am a christian and i find it very funny. Dun be surprised there are some christians out there who actually used such reasonings haha!
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i dun think Atheist are surprised. if they do, they are not Atheist. the reason they are Atheistnis because they met such christiansOriginally posted by gasband:i am a christian and i find it very funny. Dun be surprised there are some christians out there who actually used such reasonings haha! -
i'm quite sure atheists can arrive at their beliefs on their own without christians around... babies are born atheists/agnostic fyiOriginally posted by cloud210:i dun think Atheist are surprised. if they do, they are not Atheist. the reason they are Atheistnis because they met such christians -
sry dbl post -
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I would say that people are capable of terrible thing.Originally posted by googoomuck:Christianity vs atheism?
The fact is this - people can do terrible things in the name of either one.
Atheists like Hitler, Stalin and Mao Zedong were just as capable of the terrible things that some early Christian leaders did.
People use whatever means - political, religious, ideological, to achieve their ends.