What kind of Christian are you?
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i got 381/400
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so who are in your league? any famous theologians?Originally posted by davidche:i got 381/400
yay!! 95% distinction!
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my score's 381
Jerry Falwell Christian
(a.k.a. "Historicist" or "Literalist" )
You view the Bible as historically accurate and divinely inspired. You go to church every Sunday, with the Good Book in a Bible cover, and Wednesday night for Bible study. You've read at least one of the books in the apocalyptic "Left Behind" series, prefer your iced tea very sweet, and suspect Bill Clinton has murdered somebody somewhere in Arkansas. You watch "Touched by an Angel," even though you think it's not Christian enough. You may watch Mother Angelica's Eternal Word Television Network, and you adore Dr. Laura, Chuck Colson, James Dobson, and Rush Limbaugh. If you're Catholic, you go to Latin Mass and weekly confession, though you don't have much to confess. You think homosexuals are sinful but try periodically to love them. You think the surrounding culture is so polluted that you shop at Christian bookstores, listen only to Christian radio and send your kids to Christian or parochial schools--or homeschool them. You give generously to your church and Christian charities. The Bible provides you not only a direct connection to God but a roadmap for how to lead your life.
their decription is not very accurate though
1. I've never watched touched by angel
2. I've went to latin mass not more than 10 times so far?
3. i've only read 1 book by JAmes Dobson
4. i shop at HMV more often than not
Lastly, who on earth is Mother Angelica??!!!! -
agree, i havent read a single of those books except paul e littleOriginally posted by ben1xy:my score's 381
Jerry Falwell Christian
(a.k.a. "Historicist" or "Literalist" )
You view the Bible as historically accurate and divinely inspired. You go to church every Sunday, with the Good Book in a Bible cover, and Wednesday night for Bible study. You've read at least one of the books in the apocalyptic "Left Behind" series, prefer your iced tea very sweet, and suspect Bill Clinton has murdered somebody somewhere in Arkansas. You watch "Touched by an Angel," even though you think it's not Christian enough. You may watch Mother Angelica's Eternal Word Television Network, and you adore Dr. Laura, Chuck Colson, James Dobson, and Rush Limbaugh. If you're Catholic, you go to Latin Mass and weekly confession, though you don't have much to confess. You think homosexuals are sinful but try periodically to love them. You think the surrounding culture is so polluted that you shop at Christian bookstores, listen only to Christian radio and send your kids to Christian or parochial schools--or homeschool them. You give generously to your church and Christian charities. The Bible provides you not only a direct connection to God but a roadmap for how to lead your life.
their decription is not very accurate though
1. I've never watched touched by angel
2. I've went to latin mass not more than 10 times so far?
3. i've only read 1 book by JAmes Dobson
4. i shop at HMV more often than not
Lastly, how on earth is Mother Angelica??!!!! -
I also get 381! Everybody same score??
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96
Bishop Spong Christian
(a.k.a. "Biblical Revisionist")
You think the Bible is a powerful metaphorical narrative and believe that Jesus was a heroic figure similar to Gandhi. You believe in God as a loving creator and that She will forgive you for just about anything. You're willing to admit that you don't believe in the resurrection. You go to church for the sense of community and the music and because you like to hector your fellow Christians about their backward ways. You watch "Touched by an Angel" but don't cry (well, OK, except that one time when the boy with leukemia met his real father). You read Toni Morrison, Deepak Chopra, and Bishop Spong, the controversial Episcopalian prelate. You ardently support gay rights and feel guilty that you yourself are not gay. (If you are gay, you're in a loving, committed relationship). You live in a leafy university town, order Chai at Starbucks, wear hand-blocked clothing, and subscribe to The New Yorker. You watch TV so you can talk ironically about how bad TV is. You give to charity, preferring the local homeless shelter to those bureaucratic national charities. For you, the crux of Christianity is Jesus' revolutionary message of empowering "the least of these." -
woo .. Jerry Falwell is infamous. So is Spong.
But I take Spong anytime. -
strange, i tot i would be a secularist
nearly same -
So who is mother angelica ah???
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for everything else, there is always googleOriginally posted by ben1xy:So who is mother angelica ah???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Angelica -
Originally posted by laurence82:
a Catholic nun! i've nv heard of her though -
Jerry Falwell Christian
(a.k.a. "Historicist" or "Literalist")
You view the Bible as historically accurate and divinely inspired. You go to church every Sunday, with the Good Book in a Bible cover, and Wednesday night for Bible study. You've read at least one of the books in the apocalyptic "Left Behind" series, prefer your iced tea very sweet, and suspect Bill Clinton has murdered somebody somewhere in Arkansas. You watch "Touched by an Angel," even though you think it's not Christian enough. You may watch Mother Angelica's Eternal Word Television Network, and you adore Dr. Laura, Chuck Colson, James Dobson, and Rush Limbaugh. If you're Catholic, you go to Latin Mass and weekly confession, though you don't have much to confess. You think homosexuals are sinful but try periodically to love them. You think the surrounding culture is so polluted that you shop at Christian bookstores, listen only to Christian radio and send your kids to Christian or parochial schools--or homeschool them. You give generously to your church and Christian charities. The Bible provides you not only a direct connection to God but a roadmap for how to lead your life. -
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good good. So are you ready to go to heaven?Originally posted by davidche:i got 381/400
yay!! 95% distinction! -
You scored 400, on a scale of 0 to 400. Here's how to interpret your score:
0 - 59
You are a Jesse Ventura Christian (a.k.a. a "Secularist" or non-Christian).
60 - 149
You are a Bishop Spong Christian (a.k.a. "Biblical Revisionist").
150 - 249
You are a Hillary Rodham Clinton Christian (a.k.a. "Left-Leaning Traditionalist").
250 - 329
You are a George Bush Sr. Christian (a.k.a. "Right-Leaning Traditionalist").
330 - 400
You are a Jerry Falwell Christian (a.k.a "Historicist").
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What! You've never seen EWTN? You should...Originally posted by ben1xy:
a Catholic nun! i've nv heard of her though
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You scored 355
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haiz.. it doesn't mean anything la.. i scored full marks but i know my life's full of sh!t
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its more on what you know rather than what you doOriginally posted by dumbdumb!:haiz.. it doesn't mean anything la.. i scored full marks but i know my life's full of sh!t -
It does mean something - you are qualified to teach Sunday School for kids.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:haiz.. it doesn't mean anything la.. i scored full marks but i know my life's full of sh!t
You won't want someone who failed to teach the kids and corrupt their minds right? -
I was very surprised by my score
You scored 303, on a scale of 0 to 400. Here's how to interpret your score:
250 - 329
You are a George Bush Sr. Christian (a.k.a. "Right-Leaning Traditionalist"). -
Personally, I find the subject title of the questions is rather misleading, it simply test Bible Knowledge rather that belief, cause at the begining, the website implied that they equate how much one knows about the Bible to the type of Christian a person is (something which I quite disagree with)
Oh... its possible for a person to know alot about the Bible (even able to memorised the whole Bible, cause it only required a good memory to do this) and not being a christian.
cheers -
More of like it tests to what extend do you believe and interprete the bibleOriginally posted by vince69:Personally, I find the subject title of the questions is rather misleading, it simply test Bible Knowledge rather that belief, cause at the begining, the website implied that they equate how much one knows about the Bible to the type of Christian a person is (something which I quite disagree with)
Oh... its possible for a person to know alot about the Bible (even able to memorised the whole Bible, cause it only required a good memory to do this) and not being a christian.
cheers -
yup... or one can approach them as in a comprehension styleOriginally posted by An Eternal Now:More of like it tests to what extend do you believe and interprete the bible