Wanan be a pastor fast? Get ordained!!!

• laoda99

  4 Jul 06, 01:10

  http://www.universalministries.com/beordained.html
  
  Welcome! We willingly ordain online all that come to us for free. Please do not request ordination for someone else without his or her permission, or make up names as a joke. Becoming ordained is a serious personal choice that only the individual can make. So with the spirit of your God, Jesus, Buddha, or other Deity that you worship come forth to be Ordained.
  
  The Universal Ministries is a universal church made up of all walks of life. The credentialing officers of the Universal Ministries are fully empowered and authorized to ordain you into our Ministries.
  
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  You are about to change your life. For whatever reasons you come to us today, seeking Ordination, this will change the way you see yourself. The way you are perceived by others from this day forth shall set you apart from your peers. This step will become part of the total person that you are in life. You are about to become an ordained minister in the Universal Ministries, Milford, Illinois.
  
  After filling in and submitting the following application, your request will be promptly reviewed by our Ordination Committee. As soon as your legal information is received in our office, you will receive your Proclamation of Ordination at the email address you provide in the application. You will be entered into our Official Registry. At that time you will be fully certified to perform weddings and all other sacerdotal ceremonies. However, you should take a moment to read and understand the law of the State(s) you may be serving in. This may be done on the laws and faqs page of the site. These are the current laws of each State.
  
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• mhcampboy

  4 Jul 06, 01:11

  must pay or not?
• laoda99

  4 Jul 06, 01:12

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  must pay or not?

  Think free!
  
  I just registered my own religion!
• laurence82

  4 Jul 06, 01:12

  Why no mention the contributor's name?
  
  
• laoda99

  4 Jul 06, 01:26

  http://www.templeofearth.com/phpform/forms/form1.html
  
  sorry...contributer is ah lau
  
  this one even better....print ur own ordained certs on the spot!!!
• laoda99

  4 Jul 06, 01:30

  
• M©+square

  4 Jul 06, 01:33

  What is this all about?
• Ito_^

  4 Jul 06, 01:34

  Originally posted by laoda99:

  

  wtf
• mhcampboy

  4 Jul 06, 01:41

  Bow to me. And receive the Holy Communion....
  
  
• laoda99

  4 Jul 06, 01:42

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  Bow to me. And receive the Holy Communion....
  
  

  hmmm..........wah............cannot beat u liao!!!
• M©+square

  4 Jul 06, 01:44

  ...................
  
  No seriously, what's the first post about?
• monoslayer

  4 Jul 06, 01:45

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  Bow to me. And receive the Holy Communion....
  
  

  wtf!!
• mhcampboy

  4 Jul 06, 01:48

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  wtf!!

  Thank u thank u.....please rise....
• laoda99

  4 Jul 06, 02:13

  some of the people they have ordained! Comes with nice tshirts....
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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• monoslayer

  4 Jul 06, 02:15

  Originally posted by laoda99:

  some of the people they have ordained! Comes with nice tshirts....
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  http://www.templeofearth.com/gallery.html[/url]

  wah lau!!! buay tahan ah!!! make me laugh non-stop!! ROFL!!! wtf!!!
• mhcampboy

  4 Jul 06, 02:16

  Originally posted by monoslayer:

  wah lau!!! buay tahan ah!!! make me laugh non-stop!! ROFL!!! wtf!!!

  MONO!!! y u wearing saree on ur head!??? and wads up with the nose stud!??
• laoda99

  4 Jul 06, 02:25

  http://www.templaruniversity.com/phpform/forms/form1.html
  
  Get your ph.d in philosophy here also
  
  i got mine liao from templar university =)
  
  U can all call me Rev Doc Laoda99
  
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• monoslayer

  4 Jul 06, 02:27

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  MONO!!! y u wearing saree on ur head!??? and wads up with the nose stud!??

  very funny ah campy.. now go gallop somewhere else!
• M©+square

  4 Jul 06, 02:31

  hmm....i don't find that it's funny.
• klydeer

  4 Jul 06, 12:28

  ya. not funny at all.
  
  
• Honeybunz

  4 Jul 06, 12:41

  wah... can suka suka ordained as pastor one ah?
  
  maybe one day, you can even register a place in heaven thru the internet.
  
  That's the problem with those who dun subject to the church authority. Can anyhow suka suka change or invent something just like that.
• laoda99

  4 Jul 06, 12:42

  Originally posted by Honeybunz:

  wah... can suka suka ordained as pastor one ah?
  
  maybe one day, you can even register a place in heaven thru the internet.

  i am sure u can get a template somewhere....