A Christian Joke A Day Project
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I dont know whether its allowed or not, not lim peh's dai jizOriginally posted by breytonhartge:why? that is how I refer to God. Or is that not allowed in this forum???
who else uses Yahweh but me?
the other uses Yahshuah.... kekeke
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the jesting part is not becoming for a believer. call me serious or one track... but I think that proper respect should be shown.Originally posted by laurence82:I dont know whether its allowed or not, not lim peh's dai jiz
but hor, its the jesting part... -
i honestly thought it would stop after a day or 2Originally posted by laurence82:but hor, its the jesting part...
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i know...Originally posted by breytonhartge:the jesting part is not becoming for a believer. call me serious or one track... but I think that proper respect should be shown.
can i bonk both of you guys' head with a sledgehammer?
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how about I bonk you instead?Originally posted by laurence82:i know...
can i bonk both of you guys' head with a sledgehammer?
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you are too kind.Originally posted by laurence82:i know...
can i bonk both of you guys' head with a sledgehammer?
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Should use the ice-prick? which was used to murder Trotsky! -
eh, pls use the word 'bonk' carefully......thats why i said with a sledgehammerOriginally posted by breytonhartge:how about I bonk you instead? 
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Originally posted by breytonhartge:how about I bonk you instead?
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Originally posted by laurence82:eh, pls use the word 'bonk' carefully......thats why i said with a sledgehammer
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can I bonk you instead with a sledgehammer? kekekekeOriginally posted by laurence82:eh, pls use the word 'bonk' carefully......thats why i said with a sledgehammer -
i see ben understooded what I said?Originally posted by ben1xy: 
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i almost fell off my chairOriginally posted by laurence82:i see ben understooded what I said? -
there is a problem with your chairOriginally posted by ben1xy:i almost fell off my chair
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i thought is ppple can get out of the bus but pple cannot get out of a traditional churchOriginally posted by vince69:Here is a very outdated one.
What is the difference (Hint: in people's behaviour) between a bus and a traditional church?
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Oooo i so scared....u sound as if u are Yahweh.....Originally posted by breytonhartge:it really shows the mentality of a person who can post such a thing. do you not fear Yahweh? have you no respect for Yahweh? -
Originally posted by hisoka:i thought is ppple can get out of the bus but pple cannot get out of a traditional church
since when this happen? sorry, I must have been very out dated liao...
I have never face this problem before
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then go back deeper truths lor, if u can't take itOriginally posted by breytonhartge:the jesting part is not becoming for a believer. call me serious or one track... but I think that proper respect should be shown. -
like you own this forum?Originally posted by laoda99:then go back deeper truths lor, if u can't take it
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U are always welcome not to read the threadOriginally posted by breytonhartge:like you own this forum? 
Really....if u really into serious and deeper stuff only....u have a choice not to read anything i write -
hmzm i tot traditionally pple aren't permitted to become pagans once in ( and even if not a believer??), on pain of deathOriginally posted by vince69: since when this happen? sorry, I must have been very out dated liao...
I have never face this problem before 
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U mean in Singapore?Originally posted by hisoka:hmzm i tot traditionally pple aren't permitted to become pagans once in ( and even if not a believer??), on pain of death
Mebbe will lose their friends from Church, but death? -
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I
have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they
only know how to
say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're
prostitutes. Do you want
to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do
have a solution
to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my
house and I will
put them with my two male talking parrots whom I
have taught to pray
and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your
parrots to stop
saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots
will learn to
pray and worship."
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots
to the priest's
house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary
beads and praying
in their cage. The lady puts her female talking
parrots in with the
male talking parrots, and the female parrots
say, "Hi, we're prostitutes!
Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot
and screams, "Put your Bible away Frank, our prayers have been answered!!" -
Originally posted by laurence82:A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I
have a problem.
I have these two talking female parrots, but they
only know how to
say one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're
prostitutes. Do you want
to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do
have a solution
to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my
house and I will
put them with my two male talking parrots whom I
have taught to pray
and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your
parrots to stop
saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots
will learn to
pray and worship."
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots
to the priest's
house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary
beads and praying
in their cage. The lady puts her female talking
parrots in with the
male talking parrots, and the female parrots
say, "Hi, we're prostitutes!
Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot
and screams, "Put your Bible away Frank, our prayers have been answered!!"