A Christian Joke A Day Project
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Why did God make man b4 he made woman?
Ans: Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. -
huh .. dun get it lehOriginally posted by laoda99:Why did God make man b4 he made woman?
Ans: Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. -
No lah... because, so that Woman will always get the last word in any argument.Originally posted by laoda99:Why did God make man b4 he made woman?
Ans: Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.
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Qian bian wen da ti, from Reader's Digest
What must we do before we are forgiven for our sins? -
Phyically (with men), make resitution to the injured/offended party ... etc (this is for the person offended to maybe forgive you or he/she may not forgive also)Originally posted by laurence82:Qian bian wen da ti, from Reader's Digest
What must we do before we are forgiven for our sins?
Spiritually (with God), nothing, whatever is required to be done, Christ had already done it perfectly, so there is no need to add anymore.
hey Ah Lau, your question too general liao... -
Hello earth to vince, earth to vinceOriginally posted by vince69:Phyically (with men), make resitution to the injured/offended party ... etc (this is for the person offended to maybe forgive you or he/she may not forgive also)
Spiritually (with God), nothing, whatever is required to be done, Christ had already done it perfectly, so there is no need to add anymore.
hey Ah Lau, your question too general liao...
you know what is qian bian wen da ti or not? -
We must first sin?Originally posted by laurence82:Qian bian wen da ti, from Reader's Digest
What must we do before we are forgiven for our sins? -
You know the title is call a Joke or not?...Originally posted by laurence82:Hello earth to vince, earth to vince
you know what is qian bian wen da ti or not?
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nabeiOriginally posted by ^spidee^:We must first sin?
spidee, why must u spoil the fun?
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What did I do?Originally posted by laurence82:nabei
spidee, why must u spoil the fun? 
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You got the answer larOriginally posted by ^spidee^:What did I do?
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Oh, you were waiting for Vince to get the right answer is it? Paiseh..Originally posted by laurence82:You got the answer lar
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I tot Christians believe in the original sin from Adam so the first step is already auto created....Originally posted by laurence82:You got the answer lar
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you are so correct, meaning the first step (according to Christians) is to be born (unless one is to consider a baby has life of its own at conception instead).Originally posted by MohamedF:I tot Christians believe in the original sin from Adam so the first step is already auto created....
but then, this will lead to a too serious subject... -
*me bang head against the wall*
Me go scour RD for more Christian jokes -
This joke sooooo doesn't belong here, but I'm gonna put it in anyway coz its funny....
Here is the story of an Imam who got after Friday prayers and announced to the people:
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
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Here is a very outdated one.
What is the difference (Hint: in people's behaviour) between a bus and a traditional church?
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People tend to pray more on a bus, especially when someone says "we're gonna crash....."Originally posted by vince69:Here is a very outdated one.
What is the difference (Hint: in people's behaviour) between a bus and a traditional church?
answer to be posted in 15mins... -
Speaking of buses.....
Bus 452 was filled with the most ugliest people in the world. Then suddenly the bus swerves and is on a collision course with a tree. Everyone is going to die but a split second b4 they did, god appears and says b4 thy perish, you may have one last wish.
The guy on the front row says, if I'm gonna die, I'll like to die handsome. As so he becomes dashing. The woman next to him says, my family knows I want an open cascet funeral so I'll like to be beautiful. And just like that, she became beautiful....
One by one, in the the bus everyone is becoming handsome and beautiful. Finally, the wish reaches the guy at the back of the bus. The guy laughed loudly, "HAHAHAHAHAHA.... you fools. I wish that everyone was back the way they were."........... The End
Moral of the story: There is always that one guy........ -
haha... this is a good one...Originally posted by MohamedF:People tend to pray more on a bus, especially when someone says "we're gonna crash....."
actually here is the joke (very old one)
a pastor was talking to a bus driver, the bus driver was complaining that her was having trouble getting people to move to the rear of the bus.
the pastor then lament that he on the other hand is having trouble getting people to move to seats at the front rows. -
If you walk past a church with the shrubs and plants on fire, would you call the firemen?
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i suggest the Mods to close this unedifying, lame and meaningless (to some extent blasphemous) thread.
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it really shows the mentality of a person who can post such a thing. do you not fear Yahweh? have you no respect for Yahweh?Originally posted by laoda99:Why did God make man b4 he made woman?
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Er, can you both cut it out on the Yahweh part?
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why? that is how I refer to God. Or is that not allowed in this forum???Originally posted by laurence82:Er, can you both cut it out on the Yahweh part?
who else uses Yahweh but me?
the other uses Yahshuah.... kekeke