George Bush, while waiting in a restaurant, noticed a man with a long, white beard carrying a staff and some stone tablets.
George Bush approached the man and asked,"Are you Moses? You look like him?"
The man ignored George Bush and looked away.
George Bush, feeling slighly offended at being ignored, asked again, :"Aren't u Moses?"
The man continued ignoring him.
George Bush tapped the man on the shoulder and asked again,"Aren't u Moses?"
The man finally retorted in an angry voice,"Yes I am."
George Bush asked why he had ignored him and the man replied,"The last time I spoke to a Bush I have to spend 40 years in the desert."
(taken from George Ong's Heavenly Humor: comments by the author: It was more than a bush that Moses spoke to. It was God in the burning bush. Spending 40 yrs in the desert is only half the story. The other half was the unprecedented priviledge of being picked to lead a population of over two million pple to the promised land. If God had not spoken to Moses, he would still be nursing his wounds in the desert where he fled from Pharaoh the first time.)