Bibles to be Published With Parental Advisory Labels
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0103/bibleviolence.htmlFreehold Iowa - Liberals are screaming bloody murder again over the accidental death of a Landover Baptist child whose sweet innocent faith in Scripture sent him home to Jesus with third-degree burns after attempting to re-enact a scene he had read in the Bible where God kept three people alive in a furnace to impress a king a few thousand years ago.
"This child's faith in God and his untimely death should be a cause for rejoicing, not dismay!" yelled Pastor Deacon Fred from the pulpit on Sunday morning. "Through little Billy's example, other children will want to pick up the Bible and read true stories! Re-enacting a true story from the Bible is a whole lot different than re-enacting something from a fictional cartoon! Our children are acting by faith on the true facts in God's Holy Word and if Jesus decides to melt the skin off a few of them each year for doing so, well - it's not for us to question! In my opinion, little Billy died a regal death, worthy of any king or martyr for Christ. At least our Christian parents don't have to run around trying to explain to people why their children can't tell the difference between fact and fiction! Our kids are reading the Bible! They are not watching Bugs Bunny swinging around from a noose while eating carrots! How outrageous!
Early last week, Pastor Deacon Fred urged a well known liberal newspaper in Washington DC to reconsider running an article where they attack Christians and suggest that a Parental Advisory label be placed on the Holy Bible. "Our Christian children here at Landover Baptist should be praised for being able to pick up a book and read at age 10, much less even know how to write a sentence! It amazes me how liberals try to hide their jealousy just because a conservative child might be smarter than their kid! We don't need some Jewish lawyer telling our Christian families how to raise their children. We are doing just fine on our own, thank you very much! I just can't understand why people keep listening to these homo-loving, jackasses in big cities who don't even have kids of their own! It's like going to a Catholic priest for marital counseling! It just doesn't make any sense! -
diminished responsibility..
no one is bloody responsible for the consequences of their own actions???
"content of cup is hot" says a McCrap cup for their coffee...
how much more asinine can it get? -
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I dunno whether to laugh, to cry or to protest.
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you shd pray for the dumb kids.Originally posted by shade343:I dunno whether to laugh, to cry or to protest. -
Oh yah. Tt sounds like a better idea....Originally posted by crazy monkey:you shd pray for the dumb kids. -
i think this is a joke web page or something. the material on it is laughable.
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This pastor is a CRAZY FANATIC WHO DOESN'T LISTEN TO HIS CONSCIENCE & I THINK HAS AN IQ OF 50 BCOS HE HAS NO BRAINS TO USE ANYWAY! DID THE BIBLE SAY TO LIGHT ONESELF UP ON FIRE & TEST & SEE IF GOD WILL SEND HIS ANGEL TO DELIVER ONESELF? THE FIRE IN DANIEL'S 3 FRENS CASE WAS LIT UP BY KING NEBU & HIS EVIL OFFICIALS WHO TRIED TO FORCE THEM TO BOW DOWN TO THE KING'S STATUE & BEING JEWS WHO BELIEVE IN GOD, THEY CANNOT BOW TO ANY STATUE OR IDOL! THE NAME OF GOD IS BLASPHEMED BCOS OF THESE FUNNY, CRAZY, IDIOTIC PEOPLE MASQUERADING AS PASTORS OR SHEEP. SORRY FOR THE OUTBURST.Originally posted by Cheng Tianlan:
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ic.....good. parents advising their kids to study the Bible. good!
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goodness, u guys know that the Filipinos re-enact the crucification scene every Easter?
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Yeah, they have it on the news every year.
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they actually nail down the guy. ouch !Originally posted by laurence82:goodness, u guys know that the Filipinos re-enact the crucification scene every Easter?
bloody, but true...