If God appears before you today, what would you say to him?
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Maybe I will also say that.Originally posted by keuriseudo:Is it my time yet??
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I will tell him: I think I can do a better job.
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Ok lor. Then He will give you His power for 7 days. (Like in the movie Bruce Almighty)...hehheeOriginally posted by Nelstar:I will tell him: I think I can do a better job.
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i was laffing, and still laff, at those in this forums who just think others who come in are pure troublemakers....
there were those who provide good arguments and points, but then again, who cares in here... -
Doing a better job like cloning..?Originally posted by Nelstar:I will tell him: I think I can do a better job.
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My clones are top rate clones unlike those you see running wild. They are reserved, smart and educated. They also possessed unique qualities and attributes which makes them outstanding as an individual.Originally posted by keuriseudo:Doing a better job like cloning..? -
I would say, hello God, it's time already?
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I guess I'll be at awe that my mind will be totally blank but my heart which filled with so much emotions that are beyond the limits of my physical body that it trembles and my tears
just keep falling down my cheeks. I will have so much to say to God but not asking about what had happened to this World (not that I don't care but it's too big a question to ask and even ifGod answer me, will I be able to understand it with my limited "wisdom"?) If I must ask one question then it will be : GOD, WHY? WHY DO U CHOSE ME? WHY DO U LOVE ME SO MUCH AS TO DIE FOR ME? HOW AM I ABLE TO UNDERSTAND YOUR LOVE FOR ME? I guess it would be 1 question after all... 
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Originally posted by Honeybunz:No, I don't mean that. I just don't wish to have unnecessary anti-Christian FREE-BIRTH ppl(I shall not mention names) to give unnecessary unintelligent answer in my thread just to prove they are smarter than Christans or to start an argument with the Christians.
Sorry for the harsh words. Just that the first time I opened a thread here, it ended up with tonnes of totally-not-smart-but-they-think-they-are-smart kind of anti-Christian quarrels.
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well I saw the 1st post and tot, hey I am not waited here since my god(s) or beliefs is not recognised. -
What would you say anyway?Originally posted by mistyblue:well I saw the 1st post and tot, hey I am not waited here since my god(s) or beliefs is not recognised. -
Me??? .. I would not say anything. At most an OK. Seriously, I am the sort the xtians will banish to hell.Originally posted by SingaporeMacross:What would you say anyway?
This topic reminds me of the song by Joan Osborne:
If God had a name, what would it be
and would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him in all his Glory,
what would you ask if you had just one question?
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin to make His way home
If God had a face, what would it look like
and would you wanna see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
in things like Heaven and Jesus and the Saints
and all the Prophets and...
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin to make His way home
Just trying to make His way home
Back up to Heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin to make His way home
Just tryin to make His way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to Heaven all alone
Just tryin to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome -
I prefer the parody version.Originally posted by mistyblue:Me??? .. I would not say anything. At most an OK. Seriously, I am the sort the xtians will banish to hell.
This topic reminds me of the song by Joan Osborne:
If God had a name, what would it be
and would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him in all his Glory,
what would you ask if you had just one question?
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin to make His way home
If God had a face, what would it look like
and would you wanna see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
in things like Heaven and Jesus and the Saints
and all the Prophets and...
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin to make His way home
Just trying to make His way home
Back up to Heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin to make His way home
Just tryin to make His way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to Heaven all alone
Just tryin to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
What if God smoked Cannabis?
If god had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone
If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So theyÂ’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl -
God is indeed one of us. Jesus is both God and Man.
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I would tell GOD that I love HIM.
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No, I don't mean that. I just don't wish to have unnecessary anti-Christian FREE-BIRTH ppl(I shall not mention names) to give unnecessary unintelligent answer in my thread just to prove they are smarter than Christans or to start an argument with the Christians.
Sounds like someone is very unpopular here
Sorry for the harsh words. Just that the first time I opened a thread here, it ended up with tonnes of totally-not-smart-but-they-think-they-are-smart kind of anti-Christian quarrels.
If I saw god today, I will never know it since no one will know wat god looks like. He could very well be the devil himself U think the devil won't appear in a brilliant light and lie to u he is god ? Hey, maybe the god now is the real devil... how do u know he is not ? If I am the devil I will write a lot of good things about myself and ask people to believe in me too isn't it ? Or perhaps u believe the most powerful person must necessary be the correct one ? -
i ask him:
when u retire? -
Everybody, see what I mean when I asked for answers from only Christians?
I shall not point at any answer. Just look at one reply that is wordy but no substance and totally out of point one. Oh boy, is English that difficult to understand? -
Just say its SIS, not need to be guai wan mo jiao...
I wonder if topic starter actually go read his post, or just wave it aside as just another anti christians post... -
Har? You are going to tell God that?Originally posted by laurence82:i was laffing, and still laff, at those in this forums who just think others who come in are pure troublemakers....
there were those who provide good arguments and points, but then again, who cares in here... 
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could i borrow sunglasses? i tink im going blind...
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Dont like that la... I trying to be funny only..Originally posted by Honeybunz:Everybody, see what I mean when I asked for answers from only Christians?
I shall not point at any answer. Just look at one reply that is wordy but no substance and totally out of point one. Oh boy, is English that difficult to understand?
*go pokes ant nest with twig* -
i will ask father in heaven to let me go at the age of 50 can liao,
and bless my loved 1 on earth with peace joy hope... -
If HE did appear before mi today... I will tell HIM" Oh Buzz oFf, Find sOmeoNe else.... I have long forsake u!"
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not talking about you. talking about the uninteliigent pagan who tries too hard to prove that he is smarter than the billions of Christians around the world, more intellectual than the church and knows more than the 2000 year old bible.Originally posted by Nelstar:Dont like that la... I trying to be funny only..
*go pokes ant nest with twig*