this reminded me of the sms joke sent by one of my bro just now:
once upon a time there was a king who want to matchmaking for his princess. so he held a archery competition and 3 young men took part.
the competition was to let the princess standing in front of the tree with a apple on top of her head. the 1st man shoot the arrow and kena at the center of the apple right above the princess's head. he proudly proclaim,
"i'm hou yi!
"
the 2nd man was better and he kena the 1st man's arrow , spit the arrow and hit the apple too. he too proclaim,
"i'm robin hood!
"
the 3rd man held the arrow and shoot... but he kena straight in the priness's head and killed her...........
"i'm sorry!"