Old Joke....
Chapter One
One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao(bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was
very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him.
Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the way, they saw
maggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee beri puzzled why he kena beaten
up.
He said, "Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve this?"
The meat bao said, "Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair then cannot recognise u!"
Chapter Two
Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried
noodles etc to seek revenge.
But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his brothers,
“Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi mee whack small bao harder & harder.
After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so
badly.
Maggi mee said. "At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so
angry."