Five nuns.....
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Five nuns were riding down the road in a Yugo. The car wrecked
and they all die. All five nuns were standing in line waiting
to get in through the gates of Heaven when St. Peter appears.
He tells them that they all have to answer one question before
entering the gates and so they agree.
He asked the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?"
She holds her head down in shame and says, "Yes. Just one time
with this hand."
St. Peter says, "Okay, wash your hand in this Holy Water and
then pass through the gate."
He asks the second nun the same question and she says, "Yes.
Just one time because I couldn't help myself and I used these
fingers."
St. Peter tells the nun to wash her fingers in the Holy Water
and then pass through the gate. Before he could ask the third
nun, the fifth nun was jumping up and down at the back of the
line trying to get St. Peter's attention. He notices the
commotion and says, "May I help you ma'am?"
Pointing to the fourth nun she says, "May I gargle the Holy
Water before she washes her ass with it?" -
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U r the onli who responded
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not many pple are online at the moment.Originally posted by elmoloveyou:U r the onli who responded 
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Originally posted by jOhO:not many pple are online at the moment. I realised dat its almost 5.20am now...
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ahhah er.. yes it is!!Originally posted by elmoloveyou: I realised dat its almost 5.20am now...
went out and cheong issit? so late still awake... -
Nope....didn't really check the forum so gotta do it now...Originally posted by jOhO:ahhah er.. yes it is!!
went out and cheong issit? so late still awake...
my brother will be using the pc for the whole day n nite....
Sometimes pics cant be viewed...how come??? -
You have been around for over 1000 posts and u still dunno why?
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I'm not so sure wat formats r not being supported u c..... hmmmOriginally posted by SingaporeTyrannosaur:You have been around for over 1000 posts and u still dunno why? -
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i only tried jpg n gif format only..... the others i donno liao.... but wat else???Originally posted by elmoloveyou:Nope....didn't really check the forum so gotta do it now...
my brother will be using the pc for the whole day n nite....
Sometimes pics cant be viewed...how come??? -
she don use those 1000+ for pics mah..... for words mainlyOriginally posted by SingaporeTyrannosaur:You have been around for over 1000 posts and u still dunno why? -
GWAhAHAHAHahAHAHAHAH...............
wah say..............dirty joke~~ -
ha...ha...lolz... this is a funni one....
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Not sure oso worOriginally posted by thhong22:i only tried jpg n gif format only..... the others i donno liao.... but wat else??? -
Originally posted by harryryan:ha...ha...lolz... this is a funni one....
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Oh ya... u r still under 21....Originally posted by BoYisHbOy:GWAhAHAHAHahAHAHAHAH...............
wah say..............dirty joke~~ 
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I'll try putting the roadkill cronicles here: To demostrate picture placing:
http://www.allandetrich.com/roadkill/roadkill_main.htm
Welcome to the RoadKill Kronicles. For the past decade Big Rig driver Rhodes Overton has been documenting the untold story, the plight of RoadKill in America. It's a gripping and edgy story nobody wants to acknowledge exists (except the folks in Appalachia, but hey, it's supper to them). For the first time ever, the story behind RoadKill is revealed, in words and pictures. The pictures may alarm you, even make you sick. The stories may shock you, but they must be told. What causes AmericaÂ’s streets to be littered with decaying animals? These festering carcasses are a daily reminder of our advanced mechanized society. Is this progress, or is it just mankind infringing on Mother Nature's property? You judge for yourself. Each victim has (or had) its own tale, and they are now being told for the first time anywhere. -
A few moments later...
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Bird on car window incident. -
Fish langar by car. -
Goose kenna langar. -
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U ah... y dun u open a thread for itOriginally posted by SingaporeTyrannosaur:I'll try putting the roadkill cronicles here: To demostrate picture placing:
http://www.allandetrich.com/roadkill/roadkill_main.htm
Welcome to the RoadKill Kronicles. For the past decade Big Rig driver Rhodes Overton has been documenting the untold story, the plight of RoadKill in America. It's a gripping and edgy story nobody wants to acknowledge exists (except the folks in Appalachia, but hey, it's supper to them). For the first time ever, the story behind RoadKill is revealed, in words and pictures. The pictures may alarm you, even make you sick. The stories may shock you, but they must be told. What causes AmericaÂ’s streets to be littered with decaying animals? These festering carcasses are a daily reminder of our advanced mechanized society. Is this progress, or is it just mankind infringing on Mother Nature's property? You judge for yourself. Each victim has (or had) its own tale, and they are now being told for the first time anywhere.